1 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:33,167 Don't call me. 2 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,167 Fuck, school! 3 00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:46,375 Is there breakfast? 4 00:00:48,417 --> 00:00:50,500 Control freak calling. 5 00:00:51,375 --> 00:00:53,125 What does she want now? 6 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,667 <i>Hi,</i> Lisi. <i>- Hi...</i> 7 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:01,542 Are you going to call every morning to see if I'm awake? 8 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:04,375 Elisabeth, you left him. 9 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:07,667 If you kick him out, who'll look after me? 10 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:12,417 I want to graduate in Germany, not in England. We had a deal. 11 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:15,917 Hey, pass the coffee, Martina. 12 00:01:17,083 --> 00:01:19,833 It's Meike. We were on a class trip together. 13 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:21,625 Oh, right 14 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:28,125 I have to go. Today's your field trip to the Job Information Center. 15 00:01:28,458 --> 00:01:31,833 Meeting point in 30 minutes at the subway. It's in your calendar. 16 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I have a calendar? 17 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,542 Take out the waste paper! 18 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,542 Yeah, right. 19 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,208 Dude, buy yourself some deodorant. -Yeah, he reeks. 20 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:11,042 It's because I get upset all day long! 21 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:14,417 He's in puberty! -I already use three deodorants. 22 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:17,625 It's just hormones. It gets better when you reach adulthood. 23 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:19,375 Tickets, please. 24 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,417 Where are your monthly passes? -I sold mine. 25 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:25,125 Lost -Never had one. 26 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:27,333 Your tickets, please. 27 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:30,333 Never mind. 28 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:37,083 Nice one, bro! 29 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,000 Dear youths, 30 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:43,750 these are the computers of the Job Information Center, or JIC. 31 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:47,958 Answer the questionnaire, and the computer... Click, clack, ping! 32 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:50,292 Will suggest a great job for you. 33 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:54,042 We're not from the Smurf village, you can speak normally. 34 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:57,167 I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN... 35 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,542 MY DESK IS ALWAYS CLEAN... 36 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:02,708 I ENJOY WORKING WITH CHILDREN... 37 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:04,958 ONLY IF NECESSARY. 38 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:08,667 I LIKE ANIMALS. 39 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:11,333 CAREER SUGGESTION: BUTCHER 40 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:14,542 Are these computers broken? -No. Kids are often surprised 41 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,208 after proper analysis. 42 00:03:16,542 --> 00:03:18,958 "Mechan..." "Mechantronic engineer"? 43 00:03:19,292 --> 00:03:22,417 "Wastewater specialist". -Lovely. 44 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:25,458 "Geriatric nurse"? -Any questions? 45 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,458 No, I don't want that. The computer's retarded. 46 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,583 "Police officer"! -No, a cop? 47 00:03:32,375 --> 00:03:33,917 Well, that's not... -Lame! 48 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:36,000 It's all lame! 49 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,458 You call this motivational? Can you reprogram it? 50 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,542 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for this. 51 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:44,417 Experts for suicide or what? I get "butcher." 52 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:48,250 Maybe you should've taken the test before becoming a teacher. 53 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:51,125 <i>I love my job. I activate the elderly,</i> 54 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:54,625 <i>I help the elderly, and I care for the elderly.</i> 55 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:57,417 <i>That means joint activities...</i> 56 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,500 OMG, that wart! 57 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:03,542 She probably got it from kissing an old man! 58 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:07,667 <i>We'll all be old someday. And you get so much in return.</i> 59 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,958 <i>Like money, or jewelry when someone dies, for example.</i> 60 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:15,708 <i>I advise customers on our latest entertainment products.</i> 61 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:17,417 <i>I have to keep up to date,</i> 62 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:20,000 <i>save the princess or fight monsters in kill mode.</i> 63 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,750 <i>A lot of people say video games make you nervous.</i> 64 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,875 But <i>I</i> disagree. 65 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,250 Who got that job? 66 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:29,208 Be <i>an entertainment specialist...</i> - I <i>did.</i> 67 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:32,083 Why does he get the cool job and I get sewage plant? 68 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,167 What did you answer? It's not fair! 69 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,917 Quiet! I've rarely seen such an unmotivated class. 70 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,917 <i>Chill. - People think</i> a <i>sewage plant is boring.</i> 71 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:44,250 This <i>is you, bro. - But it's</i> a <i>real adventure.</i> 72 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:47,167 <i>The operation of complex machinery</i> 73 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,458 <i>is only part of this challenging job.</i> 74 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:54,583 That machine only has one button! I have to press one button all day long? 75 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:57,833 One button can hold a lot of responsibility. 76 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,125 Not that you're overchallenged, Danger. -Fuck you, girl! 77 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:04,083 That is so destructive! 78 00:05:04,417 --> 00:05:06,750 Sorry, but based on their grades 79 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:09,542 and our test results, these jobs are a good match. 80 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:12,042 I don't want to change oil! -Turn it off! 81 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,708 You're scaring me. What kind of students are they? 82 00:05:15,042 --> 00:05:16,708 They're a bit, well... 83 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:19,292 Aggressive? -Sensitive. 84 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,708 We don't want to watch this anymore. 85 00:05:30,208 --> 00:05:32,667 Your behavior is impossible! 86 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:37,250 Your school will be informed. Someone will pay for this damage. 87 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:42,458 I doubt that any of you will ever become a full-fledged member of society. 88 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,125 That counts for you, especially. 89 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,083 How was school? 90 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,333 You're not asleep, the beer's still cold. 91 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,958 Don't you have to prepare for class? 92 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:15,500 You realize this is silly, right? 93 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:20,667 Danger's phone has been off all day. Did something happen? 94 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:28,125 This is Danger. I'm not here. -Danger, it's me again. 95 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:32,333 This is my fifth message. What's going on? 96 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:38,958 Hey, bitches. -Hey, hustlers. 97 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:42,708 Thanks. 98 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:46,458 How long do I work today? 99 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,958 Till 6th period -Dude, that long? 100 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:53,125 And the school inspector's coming today. -Oh, god. 101 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:55,167 Hold on, those are your students! 102 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,583 Oh my god... 103 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:02,250 It's a double hour. -So first hour is for breakfast, or what? 104 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:06,542 You promised to help them through A-levels. They think this is as hard as it gets. 105 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,250 It's a comprehensive school, any dummy can do it. 106 00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:11,833 Hey! You're ruining my rep. 107 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,875 What now? -It's Leimbach-Knorr and the terrier. 108 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:18,667 We'll see if they're on time today. -I doubt it. 109 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:21,458 If they tell Gerster, it's trouble. 110 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:24,125 Hey! 111 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:28,208 Guys! -How will you get to school in 5 minutes? 112 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:31,333 Squeeze in! -We're not supposed to ride with old people, 113 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,750 there's a bulletin about that. 114 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:38,000 The school inspector's coming today. -Oh, how important. 115 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,667 You think I'll sit in class while you burst condoms hang out here? 116 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:44,542 If our future jobs are in sewage plants and old-age homes, 117 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,167 why keep going to fucking school? 118 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,583 Get in the car! 119 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,583 Arguing again? 120 00:07:57,917 --> 00:08:00,833 It's just a game. Drive ahead. -FYI: I don't have a license yet. 121 00:08:01,167 --> 00:08:04,417 I haven't had one for eight years. -Nightmare! 122 00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:13,042 I know! 123 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,542 Out of the way! 124 00:08:31,292 --> 00:08:32,625 Gonzo! 125 00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:36,792 There you are! 126 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,042 All right, now I got you. 127 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:43,250 Come along, Gonzo. 128 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,625 How did you find him using your phone? 129 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:49,125 I had him chipped. ls yours gone too? -I have many, unfortunately. 130 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:52,417 Chip them or castrate them. Anything else is a waste of time. 131 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:54,250 Come along, Gonzo! 132 00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:00,083 That's nitpicking, Eckhart, isn't it? But fine... 133 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,042 Sorry, regulations. 134 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:07,458 That's Mr. Miller's class. We don't want to disturb. 135 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:15,792 I saw that. -Oh? Good morning, Mr... 136 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:19,708 Such a great colleague. We're finished, then? 137 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:22,333 We still need to see the sanitary facilities. 138 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:25,000 Are you coming? -Yes. 139 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,667 Graffiti was supposed to be removed. 140 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,708 Why this pressure? 141 00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:33,125 You never used to take these inspections so seriously. 142 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:37,250 Which way to the restrooms? I don't see any signs anywhere. 143 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:56,375 The toilets don't work in the ladies' room, so this is unisex lavatory 144 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:59,167 until we get the funding to renovate. -ls someone smoking in here? 145 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,667 Open up at once! 146 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,958 Don't you have class? 147 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:20,708 "Mr. Miller. Science club..." 148 00:10:21,042 --> 00:10:22,833 What are you working on? 149 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,417 Drones. 150 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,375 Problem. 151 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:34,583 I'm going to measure contaminant levels in the chemistry rooms, then we'll talk. 152 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:39,458 How embarrassing! In front of the school inspector. 153 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:43,083 One more time and you're on cleaning duty! 154 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,792 When does your class start? -Around 11, I guess. 155 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:50,042 Oh. When the big hand points to "around", or what? 156 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Seems you've already given notice mentally? -Not just mentally. 157 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:58,625 Once the little twerps graduate, I'm out of here. 158 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,958 Oh, no! -See you later, Honey. 159 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:09,167 Puke one more time, you'll feel better. -I'm a pro. Great party, wasn't it? 160 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,875 So awesome! -You have your lunchbox? 161 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,500 Did you do your homework? 162 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,167 Ms. Enzberger! 163 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,875 Good morning, Sabine. -I finished the letter. 164 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:20,167 OK. Love letter, check, check. Read it to me. 165 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,458 "Dear Marvin, when..." 166 00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,292 Bye. 167 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,792 Yup. 168 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:29,083 "Dear Marvin, when I see you, I feel like I'm starvin'..." 169 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,833 ls the letter for Marvin, Sabine? 170 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:34,917 Yes. 171 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:37,708 "For a long time I've considered..." 172 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,167 Eckhart, you can't smoke in here. 173 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:44,875 No. Please use the broken jug. 174 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,708 I assume you're here to talk about the Bunsen burners. 175 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,458 I need 30. I'd take 20, but no less. 176 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:55,750 Bunsen burners are the least of your worries, Gudrun. 177 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,333 Your school could be closed. There's an official complaint. 178 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,667 From Erika? -She's really pushing her school. 179 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,542 You share the catchment area, and she has submitted several complaints 180 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:08,333 that your school has standards so low 181 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:11,333 that your kids graduate without any effort. 182 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,917 Is this because I wouldn't do dinner with you? 183 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,917 Fine, Italian. -Gudrun? 184 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,917 My boss thinks you give problem kids a free ride instead of helping them. 185 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,583 Even late bloomers deserve a chance at A-levels. 186 00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:25,542 Nowadays you can't push everyone through. Gudrun! 187 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:29,583 The '80s are over. Some don't belong in upper secondary. 188 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:34,250 They can't all be poets and thinkers. Somebody has to set the letters, 189 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,750 and turn on the printing machine. 190 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,875 But Erika doesn't mention the refugees. 191 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:43,333 I have illiterate Syrian kids! They don't get sent to Erika's school. 192 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,792 I get the headscarves, she gets a school garden. 193 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,917 Gudrun, please. Gudrun! 194 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:52,000 Why did you apply for even more funds? 195 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:55,875 You should've focused on meeting the requirements instead. 196 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:59,000 What would a school closure mean for me? 197 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,208 There's a position in Bremen, and one in Brandenburg. 198 00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:03,750 Brandenburg? 199 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,375 Next I'll get a right-wing voter district, or what? 200 00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,208 Don't get political, you know this is on record. 201 00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,833 I need to report something positive. -There. 202 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,833 Our new Goethe statue. Bronze. Culture media funding. 203 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,917 I didn't know Goethe smoked? -It's Che Guevara's head. 204 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,625 We saved 2,000 euros. The Cuban Embassy canceled their statue order. 205 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:29,167 Well, you're the first to notice. 206 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:32,000 Shouldn't kids know what Goethe looks like? 207 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:36,000 They only look as far as his knee. People think it's a pen in his mouth. 208 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,417 Didn't Mr. Miller mention a drone? 209 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,167 Yes, I think so. Why? 210 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,875 It's flying past your window. 211 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,375 Help! 212 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,000 <i>Mr. Miller, get your drone under control!</i> 213 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:59,917 Hey, Justin Potter, how is it up there? -Hasko, cut the crap! 214 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,208 Mr. Miller, help! 215 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:09,417 I'm coming! 216 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,083 Is my ass showing? 217 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,542 It's fine! 218 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,708 Awesome underwear, by the way. 219 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,333 God, you smell of alcohol! 220 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,458 I was at a bachelorette party. 221 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,625 Tie it down. 222 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,292 Mr. Miller? 223 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,042 For god's sake, not around the statue! 224 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:53,833 Shit, whose car was that? -Mine! 225 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,667 Poor Che. 226 00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,833 Fallen a second time. 227 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,958 It was your idea? 228 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,583 You wanted to fly on a broom in underwear? 229 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,667 Yup. -Hasko, really now, 230 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,833 you're in trouble so often. This is bullying! 231 00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,083 Well, not that often. Kids! 232 00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,083 Always horsing around. -Gudrun? 233 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,792 Eye to eye, please. 234 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,708 You knew the inspector was coming today. 235 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,667 That was the last straw. 236 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,458 Okay, some of you belong in my class. Raffael, 237 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:36,250 eraser out of your nose before Simon can hit... 238 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:41,167 Ms. Enzberger! -Eraser operation inside my classroom. 239 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,958 What requirements do I need to meet? -I was afraid you'd ask. 240 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:48,250 I only hope the other grade levels are better. 241 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,583 I was against it. 242 00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:02,542 What is that! 243 00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,750 No, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, 244 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:09,500 not with my files! -Hey, are you crazy? 245 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,167 Okay, let's forget about Bunsen burners, 246 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,792 but this stays between us! -Gudrun? 247 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,083 This is war. How on earth can I hide this? 248 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,625 Eckhart! -Out of my way! 249 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,458 Mr. Miller? Did your students do this? 250 00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:27,500 They're mad about the JIC. -What are you talking about? 251 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,667 Turn that off! 252 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:51,917 <i>Children, we had a technical incident. Class is canceled today.</i> 253 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,083 Damned stuff is so sticky. 254 00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:06,458 Why did you become a teacher, anyway? I've always wondered that. 255 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,500 It's just temporary. 256 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,542 With the money I earn I'll open a beach bar one day. 257 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,625 The job fulfills me. It feels good 258 00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,833 to set things straight that go wrong at home. You can still mold them, 259 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:22,292 make real people out of them. -The way you're always hugging them. 260 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,458 They have diseases, and fleas. 261 00:17:25,292 --> 00:17:28,292 I know. The minute you have physical contact, 262 00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:32,875 once one of those little shits hugs you, that's it. Trapped. Teacher forever. 263 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,292 I always feel more like hitting them. 264 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,333 The Culture Minister is furious. 265 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:47,000 We have four weeks to comply, or our school will be closed by the end of the year. 266 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,917 Outrageous! -Will we get paid vacation then? 267 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,417 I want us to fight this! 268 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,500 Mr. Gundlach, must you really eat now? 269 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,917 The room always smells of sausage spread. -It's my break. 270 00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,708 You teach history, you're always on break. 271 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,000 All you do is watch Spiegel TV. 272 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,333 But drinking is allowed, isn't it? 273 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:13,958 Who would build a drone with minors? 274 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,417 It worked fine. Who said I had to make key racks and ashtrays? 275 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,750 The requirements seem quite extensive. -We need a competition, 276 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:26,917 in which we get at least second place. A student newspaper, 277 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,833 or math olympics. Good luck! 278 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,708 Eckhart wants an anti-bullying campaign that goes viral, with a hashtag. 279 00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:36,167 That one's on you, Ms. Enzberger. You used the word 'bullying'. 280 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,375 You take care of it. -Excuse me? 281 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:41,250 I get the feeling I'm being thrown in the same pot as Mr. Miller. 282 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:46,083 Yes, and now there's fire under the pot. -I said I was being bullied months ago. 283 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,875 The students, Ingrid. 284 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:53,000 So, do I get a budget? I already bought toner and toilet paper out of pocket. 285 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:57,083 I was wondering why it's 4-ply. -That's from you? Thank you. 286 00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,583 Yes, you can take the earnings from the refugee flea market. 287 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:04,375 Then we need a musical scholarship for an 11th grader, 288 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,917 and five new registrations for next school year, 289 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,875 to stay above the minimum number of pupils. 290 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,708 That's absurd. How? 291 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,125 No, I'd rather apply elsewhere. 292 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:19,083 Or just retire, Ingrid. That would benefit the next school, too. 293 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,042 Can we please stick together? This is our school! 294 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,667 I saved the best for last: 295 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:29,458 A performance test for the 11th grade! To see if they'll qualify for 12th grade. 296 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,875 If the average is too low, the school closes. 297 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:36,125 Well, I doubt that'll work. What if we just expel the dummies? 298 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,917 Haven't you been listening? We're already short on students as it is. 299 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:43,542 So work with the available student material. 300 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,375 It's really the pinnacle of irony 301 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,792 that you of all people were elected Teacher of the Year. 302 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,708 It was a mistake to believe in you. 303 00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,500 Mr. Miller? If you don't meet the requirements, 304 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,833 I'll report you to the police for forgery, 305 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,417 lies, and endangering the minors 306 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,208 whom you shouldn't have been teaching with your criminal record! 307 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,917 Because if I go to Brandenburg, 308 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,375 then you're going back to jail. 309 00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:17,417 Now get cleaning. It was your class, after all. 310 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,208 I want smart solutions. Elite doesn't come about by force. 311 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,292 I want to see results in four weeks. 312 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,333 Oh my god! What happened here, Mr. Miller? 313 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Where were you yesterday noon? -At my place. The JIC bummed us out. 314 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,750 That damned job center means nothing. 315 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:44,167 Now start cleaning. I don't want stress. -Why should we clean? 316 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:47,417 Because you did it! I got chewed out! 317 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,417 Well, 318 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,333 maybe you shouldn't have given us so many empty promises. 319 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,458 Was Ms. Gerster very angry? 320 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,000 Get started, then we have to talk. 321 00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,958 There's a performance test for 12th grade. 322 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,542 What? -No! 323 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,583 So all of a sudden it's not sure? 324 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:07,250 You promised! -Then there's no use in coming at all! 325 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,208 Hello, there. -Hi. 326 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:16,208 Ms. Drispenstedt from the School Health Office is here to vaccinate you. 327 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,667 Hello, children. -Huh? That's a first. 328 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,292 Because you've never been vaccinated. 329 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,167 It's a vaccine against ticks, meningitis 330 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,833 and mental disabilities. 331 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,875 Yes, Chantal, you might ask, "isn't it too late for that?" 332 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,375 Ow. -See how slow he reacted? 333 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,083 Why does it say "D-O..." 334 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,583 "Dog"? -Dog. 335 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:49,208 That's short for? Who knows it? 336 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,125 I know! Doctor! 337 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:54,750 <i>Super, Chant“.!</i> 338 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:58,250 You've learned all you need to know. You're ready for life. 339 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:03,333 I googled it! It's a device for implanting chips in dogs! 340 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,000 Are you crazy, Mr. Miller? Take it out! 341 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,167 No! What if I grow fur? 342 00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,417 Stop him! Or do you want to be the only one forced to go to class? 343 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,750 No, bro! -Want to sit here all alone? 344 00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:18,042 No, let go! -Leave me alone! 345 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,375 Please don't, Mr. Miller! 346 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,042 The cooker spaniel is next. 347 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,500 No, no, please! 348 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,542 Hand these out! -What is it? 349 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,958 The curriculum you have to work over. 350 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:36,833 But that's for teachers to do. -You think I'd ruin my afternoon? 351 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,375 As of now, you come to school, or I'll find you. No more fucking with me! 352 00:22:42,083 --> 00:22:44,792 He just pretended to implant a chip in our neck. 353 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,583 That would be totally illegal. 354 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:58,167 I use this one, too. "Chin chin chin." -Doesn't it say "shine"? 355 00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,208 You and your D- in English! 356 00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:05,750 OMG! This moisturizer smells like strawberry! 357 00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,750 Is this illegal too? Or this? 358 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,875 Yuck, that's for men! -Get to school! 359 00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,708 Oh my god, you're so embarrassing! 360 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:21,375 From now on, either you're at school on time, or this happens every morning! 361 00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,500 Help! -My pants are sliding down! 362 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,167 Same thing tomorrow? 363 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,792 No, no! 364 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,625 Seriously, you guys are a nightmare. 365 00:23:43,792 --> 00:23:47,417 Like children that weren't aborted in time. But I like you anyway. 366 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,250 I'll take care of you till you die. 367 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,500 Or till you graduate. 368 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,542 With A-levels, damn it! 369 00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,708 I won't go back to jail because of you. 370 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,417 So nice to see you all here. 371 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,833 Here are your prospects. What would you rather be? 372 00:24:06,167 --> 00:24:09,083 You don't have to take these jobs. You can change your destiny. Supposedly. 373 00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:12,250 So what do you want to do with your lives? 374 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,708 Chantal, say something! Jnfluencen 375 00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,583 That's not a job. 376 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,458 We never had this question in class! -Yeah! 377 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,458 Because it's something you should know. 378 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,042 Don't you have any dreams? -We do! 379 00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:27,875 But not about jobs. 380 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:38,083 One of you has to do something musical. -But I'm Christian. 381 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:40,833 Seriously? 382 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:45,292 You broke a GCS school rule, and you endanger the community. 383 00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:48,458 Fuck off. -Your photo was sent to the principal. 384 00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:53,542 Why don't you have any goals? Why don't you fight? 385 00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:57,208 What kind of kids are you? -What kind of teacher are you? 386 00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:59,833 It's your fault if we're 'prospectless'. 387 00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:08,583 Miller's students need success. I always say "Awesome!" 388 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:12,042 "You are awesome!" It's all about love and affirmation. 389 00:25:12,542 --> 00:25:14,958 Just getting them interested. It's not about winning. 390 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:17,542 Yes, it is. In three weeks is the newspaper competition. 391 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:20,417 I've brought some copies of the "Class Fart". 392 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:21,667 Awful.. 393 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,000 Who's going to deal with it? 394 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:30,000 Can't I do Science Club? 395 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:32,042 No, the deadline has passed. 396 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:37,083 There's an art scholarship program, but only for outstanding achievements. 397 00:25:37,417 --> 00:25:39,917 I can just see your class, 398 00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:43,292 painting a giant selfie with a Picasso filter. 399 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,500 Very funny. 400 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:50,833 How can I put any of them in a competition? They're so unmotivated! 401 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:55,083 Mr. Miller, don't use up all the oxygen, okay? 402 00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,083 Who's going to the elementary school tomorrow? 403 00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:01,875 Mr. Miller can go. -Sure. 404 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,125 What for? 405 00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:08,250 Because the kids all want to go to other schools. 406 00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:12,333 Because no one recommends us! Go there and recruit a few students. 407 00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:15,125 Do an info-event, or whatever, 408 00:26:15,292 --> 00:26:18,458 just make sure they tell their parents how great the GCS is. 409 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,625 Miller, GCS. 410 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,917 So you're Mr. Miller. 411 00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:45,875 Welcome to elementary school. -Yeah, I'm thrilled. 412 00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:49,667 We were going outside to collect leaves. But surely you've prepared something? 413 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:55,500 Are they Siamese twins? 414 00:26:55,667 --> 00:26:59,333 Kevin, I said to leave the glue on the teacher's desk. 415 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,625 Show Mr. Miller to the boys' room. He'll help you clean up. 416 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,958 Hold on, I'm not an errand boy. -Well, I've got other things to do, myself. 417 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,833 So if there's a problem... 418 00:27:09,167 --> 00:27:11,125 don't call me. 419 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:18,125 Where's the restroom? 420 00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:20,542 This way. -Ow! 421 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,500 Shut up or I'll cut off your braids. 422 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:33,833 What are you grinning at? -My sister is transsexual. 423 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,333 What can I say? 424 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:39,417 She wants a penis. I said she can have mine. 425 00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:41,958 But my mom said it won't grow back, 426 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,708 and that she shouldn't watch so many series on Amazonia. 427 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:49,292 Very interesting, but you're slobbering on my hand. 428 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:58,792 Will we cuddle later on? -No, I've been to jail already. 429 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:01,667 Now let me take a piss, you leech. 430 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:10,167 It's like the house of the fucking seven dwarfs here. 431 00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,208 Why do you do that? 432 00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:22,208 I'm shaking it off so your teacher will want to put it in her mouth later. 433 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:29,708 Okay, so who knows what their next school will be? 434 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,375 Heinrich B6II! -Schiller High School! 435 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,292 Schiller High School. 436 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,875 Ever heard of the Goethe Comprehensive School? 437 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,750 No. 438 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:41,958 My brother goes there. He gets beat up because he's so fat. 439 00:28:42,292 --> 00:28:45,250 It's a really shitty school. -Well, uh... Come on. 440 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,208 Look, I have really cool stickers from the GCS. 441 00:28:48,542 --> 00:28:50,292 To put on your schoolbags. 442 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:53,667 Calm down, are you from the East or what? 443 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,542 Hey, one is enough! 444 00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,292 Awesome! 445 00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,958 Just tell your parents I was nice, our teachers are great, 446 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,125 and the GCS is awesome. 447 00:29:07,042 --> 00:29:09,292 What's all that? -We chose our professions. 448 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,917 I'm going to be a molecular biologist! 449 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,917 ARCHITECT... MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST 450 00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:20,083 You all know what you want to be later? 451 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:21,583 Racecar driver! -Soccer player! 452 00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,458 Architect! -Singer! 453 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:26,000 Want to see our work clothes? -Yeah! 454 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:35,583 Now write down what's so great about your job, with lots of enthusiasm. 455 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:37,833 All right? 456 00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,792 Finished. -Great. 457 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:52,708 Later we'll guess who wrote what. So make sure you sign 458 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,167 with these wrong names up here. 459 00:29:57,208 --> 00:29:59,583 Funny names. -Just do it. 460 00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:00,833 Okay. 461 00:30:05,667 --> 00:30:07,500 Architect, huh? 462 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:09,958 WHAT I WANT TO BECOME 463 00:30:10,792 --> 00:30:12,500 No date! Erase the date. 464 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,167 We're not allowed to use ink erasers. 465 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,750 Well, today you are. 466 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,583 At the GCS, students are allowed to use ink erasers! 467 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,583 I love that school already. Are all the teachers there refugees? 468 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,875 Oh my god, where did you get this? 469 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,083 I got them from your elementary schools. 470 00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:39,583 To remind you that you weren't always so unmotivated. 471 00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:41,500 You were excited! 472 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:44,292 My nickname was Danger back then already? 473 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,083 It wasn't. 474 00:30:46,417 --> 00:30:47,792 It says so here. -Let's see. 475 00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,208 How cute you drew yourself, Chanti. 476 00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:54,250 What did you want to be? -Journalist... journalist! 477 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,542 But why did I give myself black hair? 478 00:30:57,708 --> 00:30:59,750 Maybe you were drawing me. -Yeah! 479 00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:01,500 Remember? -Yeah. 480 00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,250 Nice. 481 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:06,583 Shit, I remember when we did this. I was so excited. 482 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,958 About what? -About being a singer. 483 00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:10,875 Yeah, right. 484 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,667 "Whenever I sing to my teachers, they get tears in their eyes..." 485 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,083 Because it was so bad! and tell me I should study music." 486 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:21,375 Wow, Zeynep. -Yeah, but I guess I stopped at some point. 487 00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,708 But now you'll stick with it, right? 488 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:25,875 "Ar-chee..." 489 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,875 tect". Archeetect. 490 00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:31,542 It's so crazy that you forget this. 491 00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:34,083 We used to have dreams, bro. 492 00:31:35,208 --> 00:31:38,667 Okay, here's the deal... -I know I was typing in 3rd grade. 493 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,417 Something crawled into your ear. 494 00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,250 If we set our minds to achieving your dreams, 495 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,542 and if you study for that stupid test, 496 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:48,958 I won't lose my job, and the GCS won't be closed. Are you in? 497 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,042 Yes! 498 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:53,708 We'll show them you'll amount to something after all! 499 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,250 Yes! .Oh my god' 500 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,167 <i>I'm going to be a singer...</i> 501 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,167 CHOIR CLUB 502 00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:12,708 ART CLUB 503 00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:24,917 SCHOOL RADIO 504 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:27,792 <i>And now, for you, my favorite song...</i> 505 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:31,500 She's so bad. 506 00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,500 Hi, I'm Chantal. 507 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:43,375 Are you the other editors. -Uh-huh. 508 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,667 I could write something about beauty. 509 00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:50,833 Do whatever you want. We're only here because there's a TV. 510 00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:54,042 Whatever. I'm the head reporter now. 511 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,458 And I hate drugs. 512 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,667 Joke. 513 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:06,708 "And then you finish it off with a touch of glitter." 514 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:10,417 But do you think that will win a prize? It's pretty superficial. 515 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:15,167 We've been chilling for quite a while. I mean, without any action. 516 00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,583 Quiet! The film is on. 517 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,250 We've already watched Lord of the Rings so often! 518 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:26,917 I'll grow hair on my feet if I see another Hobbit. 519 00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,125 <i>In the life of an Elf. I'm patient.</i> 520 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:33,333 <i>I can wait!</i> 521 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:40,458 Ploppi? Ploppi, come on. 522 00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,375 With tongue, just once. 523 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:45,417 <i>The Arkenstone!</i> 524 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,833 <i>It is precious to you beyond measure.</i> 525 00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,583 No, I can't. Too much saliva. 526 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,333 If we can never have sex, we'll have to break up. 527 00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:04,250 The way you said... 528 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,625 - "Sex!!! 529 00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:09,833 Petting, at least? -With a finger? 530 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,583 Yes, for example. 531 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:14,667 That would be unhygienic. 532 00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:18,625 Into someone else's body. That can't be right, Chantal. 533 00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,750 Even the word: "petting." 534 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,042 Chantal? 535 00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:31,375 OK, art club members, 536 00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:34,375 look around and gather inspiration for your own... 537 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,750 well, art. 538 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:39,000 I want one of you to get a scholarship, okay? 539 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:41,667 Great exhibit. 540 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,458 "Insert... wo-words!" 541 00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:49,000 Oh! 542 00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:56,375 No touching! -Oh. But it says to fill it out. 543 00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:59,542 That's the title. -Why do artists do that? 544 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,917 It expresses something. -But what? 545 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:06,458 Why can't they just say what they mean? 546 00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:08,583 Because they can't say it any other way. 547 00:35:08,917 --> 00:35:12,250 They're like you, they don't have enough words for a full sentence, 548 00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:14,500 so they use paint and glue instead. 549 00:35:14,833 --> 00:35:16,750 Think about what you want to say. 550 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:19,833 If he has anything to say. 551 00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:23,083 I wonder where the bistro is? 552 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,750 Think about what you see, take notes, 553 00:35:46,917 --> 00:35:48,667 I expect great presentations. 554 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,958 I considered studying art history. 555 00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:56,167 I studied art history, then decided to be a teacher. 556 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,292 Really? -It doesn't pay. 557 00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:03,917 What is this? Are you crazy? Get this off me at once! 558 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,042 Ms. Leimbach-Knorr, stop! -Help! I bet this was Daniel! 559 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:11,917 No respect for teachers. 560 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:17,750 Outrageous! It was you! 561 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:20,167 I'll get you back for this, I tell you. 562 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,708 Now help me get this off, will you! 563 00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,500 A plastic piece of shit. 564 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,042 OCCUPIED 565 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:00,667 Strange. 566 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,417 BIG BUSINESS IN THE COLD WAR 567 00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:06,125 Here we have an unusual, 568 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,333 yes, somehow angry installation. 569 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:10,792 "Piece of Shit". 570 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:15,458 Next to it, the artist examines the interiors of intellectual bourgeoisie. 571 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:19,083 Note above all the poignant irony 572 00:37:19,417 --> 00:37:21,833 in the magazine titles in this artwork. 573 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,208 The topics of these magazines are biting commentary 574 00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:28,542 on the zeitgeist of the '80s... 575 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,708 It's occupied, girl! 576 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,333 Number one or number two? 577 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,708 PUPIL SHITS ON MODERN ART 578 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:46,792 I'm getting congratulations on this. 579 00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:49,917 Our colleagues at Schiller are loving it. -The toilet looked real. 580 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,958 What about me? I almost suffocated. 581 00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:55,125 Luckily, you're still very much alive. 582 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,833 In my day, Daniel would've been suspended. 583 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,875 In your day they also had bunkers. -Now, really! 584 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:04,417 This isn't about you, Ingrid, it's about the school! 585 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:06,833 It's never about me! 586 00:38:08,542 --> 00:38:10,458 The ice is getting thin. 587 00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,875 What about the newspaper? -Chantal is on it, 588 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,792 now it has a double cover. 589 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:18,208 I know. Most of the articles are interviews with herself. 590 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:20,500 Not exactly award-worthy. 591 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:24,708 We'll see. I secretly bought all the copies to motivate her. 592 00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,750 The Ministry wants results, 593 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,833 not students shitting in museums. 594 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:33,292 And what do you know about motivation? 595 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:36,125 You're not even properly qualified. 596 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,625 Why do you always criticize me? 597 00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:42,000 Fact is, I'm the one who has to deal with those morons. 598 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:45,667 Can't you say something nice for once? -You have nice hair. 599 00:38:49,375 --> 00:38:52,708 Maybe I'd actually be a good teacher if someone here believed in me. 600 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:58,458 How about a demonstration lesson? No problem. What do you want this to be? 601 00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,792 A guest appearance, or a profession? 602 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,250 Well. 603 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:10,750 Smaller, Danger. 604 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,542 Why not do your demonstration lesson? 605 00:39:21,875 --> 00:39:24,208 Don't you want to find out if you can do it? 606 00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:27,000 Shut up and make lunch. 607 00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:36,167 Okay. "German remedial class". Welcome to Germany. 608 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:40,458 We're here to improve your German. Let's begin with your names. 609 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:44,167 My name is Abet, and since... 610 00:39:44,417 --> 00:39:47,208 since two months I am here. 611 00:39:47,542 --> 00:39:50,625 My name is Afuk, and... 612 00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:54,292 I am in Germany since three months. 613 00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:57,375 My name's Danger and I've been here for 17 years. 614 00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:59,458 Why he here? -Yeah, why? 615 00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:01,667 Your German is as bad as these coconut pickers. 616 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,083 But you didn't have to swallow liters of water to get here 617 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,792 Hey, Justin is jumping off the roof! 618 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,417 Jump! 619 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:22,542 This is for all those who don't believe in superpowers! 620 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,375 Justin! 621 00:40:39,375 --> 00:40:40,833 Justin? Justin! 622 00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:44,083 I didn't fly, did I? -How many fingers? 623 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,542 Three? -Can't be that bad. 624 00:40:48,292 --> 00:40:49,750 My leg hurts a bit. 625 00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,417 Hello. 626 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:02,583 Hey. When is your mom coming? 627 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:04,583 Soon. 628 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:07,250 She's still working. But I told her 629 00:41:07,583 --> 00:41:09,750 it doesn't hurt so much. 630 00:41:10,083 --> 00:41:11,875 That's not true, is it? 631 00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:35,958 Okay. Yeah. 632 00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:39,292 Justin. Hello. 633 00:41:39,458 --> 00:41:41,667 Hello. -Mom! 634 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,083 Biggi! 635 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:46,625 I felt sorry for him. -Now it happened. You want to be a teacher. 636 00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:48,875 Knock it off. -Teacher. He's a teacher, 637 00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:51,583 and he always will be. -No way. 638 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,833 Uh... yes, you will. 639 00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:59,667 Really? -I'm sure it can solve our problem. 640 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,125 It's cyber technology from a computer game. 641 00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:03,792 I made some changes. 642 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:07,542 The sensors should simulate real physical touch. 643 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:11,792 What kind of sensors? -At primary and secondary sexual organs. 644 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:15,750 And through the goggles we can see each other as 3-D models. 645 00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,500 Is it a size XXS? 646 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,542 Powering up. 647 00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,250 Now put on the goggles. 648 00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:35,292 Oh, Ploppi! 649 00:42:42,167 --> 00:42:44,042 Oh. No, Chantal! -Ploppi! 650 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,375 Okay, children. 651 00:42:49,708 --> 00:42:50,958 Not now, Grandma. 652 00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:53,042 I brought you some cookies. 653 00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:56,500 Playing computer games? -Yes. Bang, bang. 654 00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,500 Pow. 655 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,375 Won't you try a cookie? -Now's a bad time. 656 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,792 What are those funny things? 657 00:43:10,417 --> 00:43:11,542 Oh, boom. 658 00:43:11,875 --> 00:43:13,833 I'll put one in for you, sweetheart. 659 00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,958 Are they yummy? -Chantal? 660 00:43:18,292 --> 00:43:20,458 Do you want one too? 661 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:28,542 If it's so fun, maybe we can play it with Grandpa sometime. 662 00:43:29,833 --> 00:43:31,000 Sure, Grandma. 663 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,458 We just had sex with your Grandma. 664 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,917 Don't get me wrong, Ploppi. The fantasy films and chips are great, 665 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,375 but I don't want to have cybersex for the rest of my life. 666 00:43:57,708 --> 00:44:01,625 I didn't even want to date you, but you were so dominant. 667 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,542 Sorry, I thought you wanted it too. 668 00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,750 Don't you ever want to touch a girl for real? 669 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,083 Is there someone else? 670 00:44:14,375 --> 00:44:16,333 Ploppi! Tell me! -Chantal... 671 00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:17,875 Tell me. -No, get off! 672 00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,458 Or I'll have to kiss you. 673 00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,333 No! There was a girl! 674 00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:24,208 Amrei. 675 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:29,083 We were in the math olympics together, and she was so good with numbers. 676 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,000 And she loved to speak Elvish. 677 00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:37,125 Was she so ugly, or why don't you want to date her? 678 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:41,292 She has a clubfoot and fell into a depression. 679 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:43,542 Now she doesn't call back. 680 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:46,542 But I wrote her a love poem once. In binary code. 681 00:44:47,792 --> 00:44:49,750 But I never sent it off. 682 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,458 Get off. Off! 683 00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,583 I don't think she even likes me. 684 00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:07,250 It really smells like primary numbers here. 685 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:11,583 Anyway, I don't need my pussy wired every week. 686 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,542 So I thought I'd help Ploppi hook up with that Amrei. 687 00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:17,167 If she's disabled too, it's a perfect match. 688 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,792 Is she that emo chick from Schiller who got sent to therapy 689 00:45:19,958 --> 00:45:22,583 for biking on the highway? -I'll contact her. 690 00:45:22,917 --> 00:45:25,417 She won't talk to you. They hate pretty kids. 691 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:29,917 You still have those ugly boots? The ones that look like they're Hitler's? 692 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,500 Oh, you have them on. Can I borrow them? 693 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:35,125 Gimme a smoke. -Don't have any. 694 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,708 Mr. Miller, no! 695 00:45:38,042 --> 00:45:39,292 See you. -No! -Chill! 696 00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:41,542 Not those. -What's the matter? 697 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:43,708 Not those, Mr. Miller. 698 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,500 Mr. Miller! 699 00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:57,500 Man, is this crack? 700 00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:01,917 Since when do you smoke crack? Seriously? 701 00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,333 Another one. -This is not good at work. 702 00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,417 Just one more drag. -You used to be addicted! 703 00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:11,917 Just one. 704 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,542 No! "Run! 705 00:46:13,875 --> 00:46:16,333 Drugs are not good for you! 706 00:46:26,292 --> 00:46:29,958 Something bad has happened! Mr. Miller took crack and now he snapped! 707 00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,375 Have you seen Chantal? 708 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:46,333 Find Chantal for me, okay? -What? 709 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,125 Come on, let's find her. 710 00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,458 Go. -I see. 711 00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,333 We're a team! -We have to get him to come down. 712 00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:53,500 But how? 713 00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,333 Not with an injection. 714 00:46:55,667 --> 00:46:57,750 I don't have that with me. 715 00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,042 My mom took that away. 716 00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:04,500 Diazepam is the only quick remedy. He'll be calm, and with a pulse. 717 00:47:04,667 --> 00:47:08,500 But it's a rectal suppository. -How will we stick it up his ass? 718 00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,917 Well, it's doable. 719 00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:30,083 You assholes! Untie me now! 720 00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:33,375 Whoever does it is going to get it back. -Gerster can't see him like this. 721 00:47:33,542 --> 00:47:36,250 Danger, pull his pants down. -What if he farts? 722 00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,042 Then we won't smell your sweat. 723 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:42,042 It's not my fault. The doctor said it's testastatrone! 724 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:47,208 Oh my god, it's huge. -I'm out! 725 00:47:47,542 --> 00:47:49,542 I'll do it. 726 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:53,917 Grandma always puts Nivea on it. -Gimme your lip gloss. 727 00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,500 No, it was expensive! Gigi Hadid uses it on Snapchat! 728 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,542 Go ahead, use it up! 729 00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,542 It's important. 730 00:48:13,542 --> 00:48:16,167 Mr. Miller? Relax your anus. 731 00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,458 Ow! Chanti! 732 00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:27,917 Then you have to make him swallow it. 733 00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:31,292 But I don't know how that will change the effect. 734 00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:34,958 You fuckers, gimme the shit and I'll forget this... 735 00:48:35,292 --> 00:48:37,083 It's the drug speaking, not you. 736 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,667 Now swallow it. -Or suffocate! 737 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:44,042 You guys are sick. 738 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,500 Fuck off! 739 00:48:53,167 --> 00:48:55,250 Mr. Miller! 740 00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:57,708 He's out of it! 741 00:48:58,042 --> 00:48:59,583 What's going on? 742 00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:03,333 Ms. Gerster's coming! -No! 743 00:49:05,667 --> 00:49:06,958 Danger? 744 00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,667 You're killing him! 745 00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:26,417 Mr. Miller? 746 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:29,667 I changed my clothes! 747 00:49:34,792 --> 00:49:35,917 Mr. Miller... -Hey! 748 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,375 Hi. -Hey. 749 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:38,625 $0? "$0? 750 00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:46,333 Now don't be silly. I need a few signatures for insurance. 751 00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:50,250 My pleasure. -Good. 752 00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:55,250 Why are you sweating? 753 00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,708 Because it's hot. -Uh-huh. 754 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:00,875 A hot topic. 755 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:05,542 We're on it. We're in the fast lane! 756 00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:11,000 So motivated, huh? -Most def. Hey, Gerster! 757 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,750 Careful, okay? 758 00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:15,708 How about that demonstration lesson? -Yeah, right. 759 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:22,042 Demonstration lesson! Demonstration lesson! 760 00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:24,792 Demonstration lesson! -Are you serious? 761 00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:30,958 I'm a good teacher. 762 00:50:31,292 --> 00:50:33,417 I can do it. Really! 763 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,583 I want you to be proud of me. -Well... 764 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:38,667 Yes. Mr. Miller, 765 00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,875 I'm glad you see this as something long-term. 766 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,042 Very well, I'll check the schedule. 767 00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:57,000 Yes! 768 00:50:57,333 --> 00:50:58,500 <i>Wake up!</i> 769 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:04,000 Yeah. 770 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,375 Demonstration lesson! 771 00:51:30,542 --> 00:51:31,708 Oh, god. 772 00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:35,042 Out! 773 00:51:35,375 --> 00:51:39,000 No, not you! Where did you get it? Do you take it? 774 00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:42,375 What are you yelling for? -She had crack with her. 775 00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:46,833 Why didn't you tell me? We have procedures for this. 776 00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:50,125 How long have you been taking the drug? -Not at all. 777 00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:56,583 The cigarettes are from my mom's boyfriend. 778 00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,375 Is that so? 779 00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:03,250 I... I steal them from her sometimes so she can't smoke with him. 780 00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:06,375 She scares me when she smokes it. She trips out. 781 00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:13,750 I don't want to be the one with the crack mom. 782 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:23,542 This frazzles me out more than the finals of Germany's Next Top Model. 783 00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:28,917 There's something else. Mr. Miller. -What else? 784 00:52:31,417 --> 00:52:35,208 I stole 250 euros from Ms. Enzberger's cubicle. 785 00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:37,208 Who cares? 786 00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:39,125 Oh, uh, well... 787 00:52:39,292 --> 00:52:41,625 Why? -Stealing just sucks. 788 00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:44,000 I'll pay it back from the competition, I swear. 789 00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:46,875 What did you buy with the money, make-up? -No! 790 00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:49,208 No. 791 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,250 My mom wants me to pay her rent as long as I'm not working. 792 00:52:56,167 --> 00:52:58,708 She doesn't want me to go to school. 793 00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:01,917 She says it's wasted on me. -Yeah. 794 00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:13,458 This is it. 795 00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:15,917 If I freak out, you just give a cough. 796 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,583 Hey, by law she's old enough to leave school. 797 00:53:22,917 --> 00:53:27,042 Maybe no one told you, but not everyone quits after 9th grade. 798 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:31,250 You watch your tone of voice. Who do you think you are, anyway? 799 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:35,208 You can't fool kids into thinking they can pass their A-levels. 800 00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:36,917 I'll tell you something: 801 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:40,542 My sister, my half-sisters, the other half-sister, 802 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:44,208 all my cousins and my 2nd cousin, Chantal's dad, that is, 803 00:53:44,542 --> 00:53:47,875 none of them graduated And we're doing just fine. 804 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:50,583 We went and got our hands dirty. 805 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:53,917 We learned how to work. And so can she. 806 00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:59,083 Mom, I can help out after school. -No! Young lady, we talked about this! 807 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,375 I'm so fed up with this crap! 808 00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:06,250 Always hanging out at school, doing nothing, earning nothing. 809 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:09,250 I have to support her. But the fact is, 810 00:54:09,417 --> 00:54:12,458 we all know she's too dumb for A-levels. 811 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:15,333 And now fuck off. -You want me to fuck off? 812 00:54:15,667 --> 00:54:19,792 You think I can't handle you intellectuals? -You can fuck off! 813 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:23,750 You want me to sue you? -Yeah, go right ahead. 814 00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:27,250 But it smells like you spent your legal budget on liquor. 815 00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:30,958 Your breath reeks so bad, I don't dare light a cigarette. 816 00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:32,500 Mom? Mom, chill. 817 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,208 Is this the thanks I get, huh? For all the money I spend on you? 818 00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:43,333 For feeding your fat ass at my counter? 819 00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:45,125 Is this how... -Hey! 820 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:48,125 I didn't want off-duty stress, but this is going too far. 821 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,208 Shut your trap, you... 822 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:55,042 Now you listen to me: If Chantal comes to school 823 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:58,667 with a single bruise, or if you throw one more thing at her, 824 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,542 the public health department will pay you a visit, 825 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:05,833 and your filthy, piss-reeking pub will be shut in no time. 826 00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:10,250 And if your boyfriend brings drugs home again, 827 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,458 or takes drugs in front of Chantal, 828 00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:15,750 he will stop by with some buddies and burn the whole place down. 829 00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:20,375 Well. 830 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:23,333 What a productive parent-teacher talk that was. 831 00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:27,417 I think it's time for lunch. Chantal? -What are we having? 832 00:55:27,750 --> 00:55:29,750 Pizza. -Vegetables would be good. 833 00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:31,667 And vegetables. 834 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:39,167 Hi, Zeki. 835 00:55:39,917 --> 00:55:43,000 Hey, Jackie. Make me a Bloody Mary, will you? 836 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:45,833 I'm still drunk. 837 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,375 I always thought, what good is Judo? 838 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:53,750 Judo, Judo, Judo, I thought, it's way too physical! 839 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,750 Can you buckle up, please? 840 00:55:57,417 --> 00:56:00,250 Remind me to let you take over my parent conferences. 841 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,167 Two-fifty. 842 00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:10,917 <i>Whassap? I want to party tonight.</i> 843 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:14,917 She's crazy. She just dodged a beer glass, now she wants to party. 844 00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:18,958 Are you in a WhatsApp group with them? -I tapped Chantal's phone. 845 00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:20,875 Someone has to check on them. 846 00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:23,792 <i>Party at the Fantasia tonight!</i> 847 00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:27,583 They're going out drinking again. They're supposed to study! 848 00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:30,917 Time for a little lesson. -The Fantasia, huh? 849 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:34,792 Last time I was there I was 16. Can I come? -No! 850 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,375 Please! I could use some cool music. 851 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,958 I don't want to be seen with you. -I don't believe you. 852 00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:44,625 Even teachers like to party, even teachers have time off, 853 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,625 even you can come along. 854 00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:48,875 Or maybe not. 855 00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,333 ID, please. -Yes, of course. 856 00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:57,458 That was a joke. This is Paco. 857 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:00,458 ID, huh? 858 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,833 Your retards are here, the DJ is briefed. 859 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,208 Strippers use the second door, please. Thanks. 860 00:57:10,792 --> 00:57:12,083 That's Amrei, by the way. 861 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:17,500 That's her? I don't see what's wrong with her foot. 862 00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:19,583 You only see it when she walks. 863 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,000 Man, the music sucks! 864 00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:26,042 You're the one who wanted to go out once more before it's over. 865 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:30,500 Why are you such a buzz kill? -Did you think anyone would talk to you? 866 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:34,875 Oh, Amrei! 867 00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:39,083 Now look. 868 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:42,000 Oh, okay. 869 00:57:43,292 --> 00:57:45,125 Yeah, she's cute... 870 00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:48,042 but not cuter than me. -No. 871 00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:53,750 But tell your friends to keep an eye on you when you take it. 872 00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:56,083 Yeah. Can I still screw when I'm on it? 873 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:58,833 For sure. Like a rabbit. 874 00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,292 There. -Oh. 875 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:11,250 Let him in, he's with me. 876 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:12,750 Go ahead, kid. 877 00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:16,750 Where are the drinks? -Burak, how much did you drink? 878 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:19,792 He grinded up on me from behind again. 879 00:58:43,417 --> 00:58:45,917 Are you an alcoholic or what? Gimme that! 880 00:58:47,417 --> 00:58:51,208 Hey party people! What's up? I thought you're studying? 881 00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:55,250 OMG, go away. You're the oldest person here. That's so embarrassing! 882 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,292 Oh, thank you. 883 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,750 What? I thought we could hang out a bit. 884 00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:06,750 Teachers and students. Dream team, quality time. Huh? 885 00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:11,708 I used to party here. I loved it! 886 00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:14,958 Wanna do a selfie? This is so cool! -C)MG, let's go. 887 00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:16,333 Me too! -No! 888 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,000 Yes! 'No! 889 00:59:23,667 --> 00:59:25,958 I don't feel anything. Shit! 890 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,833 Stop embarrassing us! 891 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:32,917 Short time-out! 892 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:42,917 Chantal, Daniel, Burak and Zeynep! 893 00:59:43,083 --> 00:59:45,917 Thanks for partying with your teachers tonight! 894 00:59:50,042 --> 00:59:54,083 You are my absolute favorite students! 895 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,500 Okay, time to go home and do your homework! 896 01:00:10,208 --> 01:00:12,958 Britney! 897 01:00:31,542 --> 01:00:32,792 Biggi! 898 01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:35,333 I am Britney! 899 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:38,417 No, I'm Britney, you are Madonna. 900 01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:40,917 Hey, Bias" 901 01:01:32,167 --> 01:01:33,750 Hey, Madonna! 902 01:01:33,917 --> 01:01:35,708 When is your new record out? 903 01:01:36,042 --> 01:01:39,833 Tomorrow is school. What was in that drink? 904 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,750 Why are you shouting? -The music! 905 01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:44,708 There is no more music, you're tripping! 906 01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:48,542 It's not your music! -Hey, I'm Britney! 907 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:50,958 Get in! -I don't want to. 908 01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:53,667 Danger, Laura, get in the car! 909 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,542 Worst evening ever. 910 01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,917 Hey, where do I live? 911 01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:10,875 It's so dangerous as an attractive young woman, 912 01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,583 people are always putting something in your drink. 913 01:02:15,917 --> 01:02:19,625 <i>Miller and Enzberger, to the Principal's office, ASAP-issimo.</i> 914 01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,542 It's like with George Orwell. -You get used to it. 915 01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:34,125 This is trending. And no matter how often I watch it, 916 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:37,083 I can't seem to find the pedagogical value in it. 917 01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:39,750 I think someone was... -Pardon? 918 01:02:40,083 --> 01:02:42,500 Impersonating me. -Were you on drugs? 919 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:46,375 And why would you do such a thing? -Now the whole surprise is ruined, 920 01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:50,125 It's part of the anti-bullying seminar. 921 01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,167 Ms. Enzberger needed a hashtag for the seminar, and this is part of it. 922 01:02:54,333 --> 01:02:59,458 To make the students aware of how fast such embarrassing videos can spread online. 923 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:03,250 And then reconsider their behavior? 924 01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:10,458 I'm holding the seminar? We have to report the theft. 925 01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:14,750 If you get the cops involved, she'll be kicked out of school and that's it. 926 01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:18,417 What is the hashtag? -"Stop shaming". 927 01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:21,542 "Stop WebShaming", I think it was. -Yeah, right. 928 01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:25,875 You have a budget for the seminar. Weren't you going to get an expert? 929 01:03:26,208 --> 01:03:28,000 What a little busy bee. 930 01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:31,208 Wants to do everything herself. 931 01:03:31,542 --> 01:03:33,292 All right, fine. 932 01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:47,833 Zeynep! Amrei is meeting someone. Yeah, I'm on it. 933 01:03:49,417 --> 01:03:51,917 The emos are chilling at the cemetery. 934 01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:54,625 I'll call back later. -lsabell! 935 01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:01,833 Are you crazy? lsabell? 936 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:04,333 Let go of me! 937 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,958 You don't understand a thing! 938 01:04:07,292 --> 01:04:10,708 I'm meeting someone! -You come back! I want you to fight! 939 01:04:11,042 --> 01:04:13,542 And I'm taking away your computer for good! 940 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,250 Are you lsabell? 941 01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:43,667 Yeah. -Wow... 942 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,042 It's so strange meeting for the first time in person, after all the chatting. 943 01:04:48,833 --> 01:04:50,792 Yeah, so what's up? 944 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,458 I mean, I'm in such a shitty mood again. 945 01:04:55,792 --> 01:05:00,333 I have the mobile home. My grandpa didn't notice that I stole the keys. 946 01:05:00,667 --> 01:05:02,750 I have everything for the party, too. 947 01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:07,667 You don't look so sick. -You're saying that to a cancer patient? 948 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,500 Oh, Amrei! 949 01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:13,083 Oh, god, I'm sorry. I know it doesn't always show. 950 01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:15,458 That's okay. I'm wearing heavy make-up. 951 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,875 Ow. 952 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:23,792 Tell me if my nose starts to bleed. That happens sometimes. 953 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,958 I really liked your poem about Hades. 954 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,292 That we'll all go to Hades and be free at last. 955 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:34,917 Yeah, thanks. So sweet of you. 956 01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:41,417 I have everything you need to hide out until it's time. 957 01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:43,500 No more online contact. It's safer. 958 01:05:43,833 --> 01:05:45,833 But next Wednesday we meet at the pier. 959 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,958 Here's the address. if it gets too cold, call and I'll bring you some blankets. 960 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,625 I'll do that. 961 01:05:51,958 --> 01:05:53,792 Come on, Ines. 962 01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:56,917 See you soon, companion. 963 01:05:57,625 --> 01:05:59,542 Yeah... take it easy. 964 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:04,167 That's such a beautiful gravestone. 965 01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:06,167 I'd like one just like it. 966 01:06:08,958 --> 01:06:10,375 SO, 967 01:06:10,708 --> 01:06:13,625 they want to run away, to a town... I forgot the name. 968 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:17,083 They want to be free. I think they have problems at home. 969 01:06:17,250 --> 01:06:20,417 <i>Chantal, you have to stop them. - Relax, I'm on</i> it. 970 01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:24,000 I want to find out a little more. Maybe I can interview them. 971 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:27,583 "Runaways in Private". Do you think that could be a good article? 972 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:31,333 <i>When will you give her my letter?</i> - OMG, <i>it's always</i> about <i>you!</i> 973 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:38,750 Piss off! Hey, piss off! 974 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,958 Is this the Paralympics or what? 975 01:06:42,292 --> 01:06:43,667 Get her, Mats! 976 01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:48,375 You jerk! 977 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:55,000 Who was that? 978 01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:59,583 Good morning! Okay. -Morning. 979 01:07:00,333 --> 01:07:03,625 Sure, there are anti-bullying experts for 250 euros. 980 01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:06,875 But we teachers keep getting new challenges. 981 01:07:07,042 --> 01:07:09,583 Bullying, some of you might think, 982 01:07:10,625 --> 01:07:13,833 is something we can deal with in the schoolyard. 983 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:18,292 No, we can't. We'll deal with it here today, together. 984 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,167 Remember the annual sports event, 985 01:07:20,333 --> 01:07:23,875 when Ariane ran the 200-meter race like crazy? 986 01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:26,458 She left everyone in the dust, right Ariane? 987 01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:29,750 Yup. -But she stopped, just before the finish. 988 01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:34,542 I shouted, "Ariane, keep running! You're winning!" 989 01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:37,042 And what did you say? -"No, no, no." 990 01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:40,708 Ariane waited. She wanted everyone to finish together. 991 01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:45,125 She took her best friend's hand and finished with her. Then what did you say? 992 01:07:45,917 --> 01:07:49,333 "We'll do it together." -We'll do it... together. 993 01:07:50,208 --> 01:07:53,042 We will do it together! 994 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:57,333 That's the line I want you to remember after this seminar is over. 995 01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:02,042 Okay, who wants to share what it feels like when people bully you? 996 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:05,500 So everyone knows what it means. 997 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,833 Who has the courage? 998 01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:13,750 Take your time. 999 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:17,292 Oh, man! -My eyes are burning! 1000 01:08:17,625 --> 01:08:20,125 Maybe not that much time. -Me. 1001 01:08:20,917 --> 01:08:22,500 Okay, wow. Come on up. 1002 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:24,917 Mr. Miller! 1003 01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:28,583 Tell us who mistreated you in the teachers' room. 1004 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:34,042 Well, there's this kid who... 1005 01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:37,042 He annoys me. -Danger. 1006 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:40,542 I didn't like him, because he's weak and he's afraid. 1007 01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,542 Horrible traits. 1008 01:08:43,292 --> 01:08:45,458 The kid I'm talking about is... 1009 01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:50,000 No, I won't tell you. 1010 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:52,958 He lived in an orphanage after his mother died. 1011 01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:55,833 He's too skinny, looks like a gypsy, and he stinks. 1012 01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:59,167 Danger! -Now we know who it is. 1013 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,917 He doesn't shower because the older kids stuff soap in his mouth, 1014 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:06,167 and hold the showerhead in his face until he can't breathe. 1015 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:10,125 At school no one wants to sit next to him because he's dirty. 1016 01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:16,500 He doesn't wash his T-shirt because it has a sweat stain that looks like Tupac. 1017 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:22,250 Everyone calls him gypsy. No one asks how he's doing. 1018 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:26,542 Then he starts smoking. But not cigarettes, crack. 1019 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:28,833 He thinks it makes him cooler. 1020 01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:33,750 He just wants to be part of the game, or have a teacher ask if everything's okay. 1021 01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:36,917 But no one asks, and no one notices anything. 1022 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:41,458 Not even when he starts skipping school. He could vanish and nobody would notice. 1023 01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:46,125 And why don't you like the boy? -I said I didn't like him. 1024 01:09:46,458 --> 01:09:49,708 Because I don't like to be reminded of him. 1025 01:09:50,042 --> 01:09:54,167 But I think they would've thought twice if they'd heard his story or why he stinks. 1026 01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:57,917 Because he's afraid to use the showers. 1027 01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:02,167 Or that they tattooed a penis on his shoulder with a knitting needle, 1028 01:10:02,375 --> 01:10:04,583 which is why he won't take part in sports. 1029 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:08,750 I didn't like him because he never learned how to ask for help. 1030 01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:12,042 He could've found his way more easily, 1031 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:14,417 and become something other than... 1032 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:16,417 a teacher. 1033 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:20,250 Who's he talking about? -Why do you think I have this lame tribal? 1034 01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:24,917 But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo who has a penis on their shoulder. 1035 01:10:25,083 --> 01:10:27,083 Okay, I broke the ice. 1036 01:10:29,208 --> 01:10:30,917 Thank you, Mr. Miller. 1037 01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:34,042 Who else dares to speak up? 1038 01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:37,208 Come on. Go ahead. 1039 01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:39,292 Be brave. 1040 01:10:39,750 --> 01:10:41,625 Justin. Come on up. 1041 01:10:47,958 --> 01:10:50,292 At the speed of light! 1042 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:55,417 Justin, what's the worst thing the others did to you? 1043 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:59,250 They tied me to the drone in my underpants. 1044 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:04,958 Then they posted pictures of it in the WhatsApp group and added me, 1045 01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:08,000 so I would see the photos. 1046 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:10,917 And everyone threatened to do it again 1047 01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,042 if I told anyone. 1048 01:11:13,208 --> 01:11:17,042 I have to add that your WhatsApp groups are really anti-social, guys! 1049 01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:20,583 I was photographed from behind picking something up. 1050 01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:24,042 That was not okay. My ass looked huge. 1051 01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,250 My mom wanted to call the police, 1052 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:32,167 but I said I'd handle it on my own, because I'm not a baby anymore. 1053 01:11:33,708 --> 01:11:37,833 And I told you to take it off Facebook. 1054 01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:41,625 And you said you would... if I jump off the roof 1055 01:11:42,667 --> 01:11:44,083 shouting "I can fly." 1056 01:11:47,042 --> 01:11:49,125 And my bone was sticking out, 1057 01:11:49,292 --> 01:11:51,167 and I didn't even cry. 1058 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,125 I thought someone might visit me at the hospital, 1059 01:11:54,292 --> 01:11:56,500 but not even my best friend came. 1060 01:11:56,833 --> 01:12:00,208 Because they told him that if he visited me... 1061 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:03,875 You said we were best friends! 1062 01:12:04,167 --> 01:12:05,458 Willy, 1063 01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:09,167 why didn't you stick by me? -I'm sorry. 1064 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:13,667 I'd just like to know what it's like when everyone sticks together. 1065 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,042 Like in the movies, where the outsiders are always cool in the end. 1066 01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:21,500 Show them why you wear the mask. Go on. 1067 01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:32,000 My aunt has one, too. A 'branding' or something. 1068 01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,708 Sorry, that wasn't cool of us. 1069 01:12:41,042 --> 01:12:42,250 Hey! 1070 01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:45,000 Let's all get undressed! For Justin! 1071 01:12:45,542 --> 01:12:48,625 Yeah, we'll all take a photo together. In underwear, too! 1072 01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:52,042 Yeah! Come on, everybody! -Let's do it! 1073 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,833 Please remember to use the hashtag "StopWebShaming," 1074 01:13:04,167 --> 01:13:07,292 for which Chantal and I already made a little video. 1075 01:13:21,042 --> 01:13:23,333 I'm getting a boner with all these naked chicks. 1076 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,500 OMG, you didn't really say that! 1077 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,917 If you get any closer to me with your sweaty smell, I swear I'll kill you. 1078 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:34,583 Are you bullying me for having feelings? What did you just learn? 1079 01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:37,667 Please accept my penis! 1080 01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:39,542 Go away, dude! 1081 01:13:39,708 --> 01:13:41,417 Oh, god! 1082 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:45,167 Okay kids, everyone can get dressed again. That's enough, thanks. 1083 01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:50,208 Thanks. 1084 01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:53,292 Hello! I have something to say, too. 1085 01:13:53,875 --> 01:13:57,708 So far. it's been all about the ugly kids, and the retar... Okay, never mind. 1086 01:13:58,208 --> 01:14:01,583 I wanted to say that it's a little like bullying 1087 01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:05,625 when you've been at the school for so many years, like me, 1088 01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:08,125 and suddenly you realize 1089 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:11,208 that none of the teachers believe in you. 1090 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,625 You know? 1091 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:17,125 Like, if nobody believes in you at home, and you realize it's the same at school, 1092 01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:21,667 somehow it's as if the door to the future is being held shut, 1093 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,708 and you can't get through. 1094 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:26,167 Chanti, you badass! -Yeah, Chanti! 1095 01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:33,625 Well, 1096 01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:37,458 I'll admit it's sometimes hard to believe that people can rise to the occasion. 1097 01:14:37,792 --> 01:14:42,167 But if you or anyone else here writes a very good article for the school paper, 1098 01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:47,625 that would really help our school. So yes, I do hope, and I believe in you, Chantal. 1099 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,500 Thank you, Ms. Gerster. 1100 01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:54,083 Goodness, please. -Just a sec. 1101 01:14:54,417 --> 01:14:57,458 Okay, and now let's take a photo for #StopWebShaming. 1102 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,333 Smile... 1103 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:05,000 Ooops! -Honestly, Chantal! 1104 01:15:06,417 --> 01:15:09,042 Ms. Enzberger, this is a bit too cozy. It's awkward. 1105 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,667 Okay, kids, that was it. Back to class. 1106 01:15:12,833 --> 01:15:16,042 I learned a lot, I hope you did too. Bye. 1107 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:25,083 Interview, Class Fart, Leimbach-Knorr tells all. 1108 01:15:27,417 --> 01:15:31,125 Without Spanx, would you wear two sizes larger, yes or no? 1109 01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:34,750 Would you rather date a 16- or an 18-year-old? 1110 01:15:34,917 --> 01:15:36,375 Did you know Hitler personally? 1111 01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:38,875 Excuse me? -If so, what was he like? 1112 01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:41,292 You're nuts. -How often do you have sex? 1113 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:45,208 You think these yellow press questions will win the Class Fart an award? 1114 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,667 What is this? 1115 01:15:50,292 --> 01:15:53,833 You will not print this. -The editorial board already approved it. 1116 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:56,333 There's no one on the board besides you. 1117 01:15:56,667 --> 01:16:00,583 Ingrid, since I've been in charge, the Class Fart is super-successful! 1118 01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,292 We're not on a first-name basis. 1119 01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:05,417 Leave now and you'll get nominated for "worst teacher outfit". 1120 01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:07,042 Successful? 1121 01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:10,292 Mr. Miller secretly buys every single copy. 1122 01:16:10,458 --> 01:16:13,500 Who do you think wants to read this? -Yeah, right. 1123 01:16:13,667 --> 01:16:16,292 Check the boiler room. He wants to impress Ms. Gerster, 1124 01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:19,417 so he makes up all kinds of nonsense. 1125 01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:23,583 You know what you really need? Someone to tell you how it really is. 1126 01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:28,542 You and your hoodlums will never pass the performance test. 1127 01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:32,125 These ashtrays! 1128 01:16:34,083 --> 01:16:36,792 OMG, no! She's lying. 1129 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:55,042 Look what I found in the boiler room! 1130 01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:57,000 You're wins! "No! 1131 01:16:57,333 --> 01:17:01,042 And those essays weren't ours either! He just made it all up to look good! 1132 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,917 I'm a crappy journalist! 1133 01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:06,917 And you're all failures too. 1134 01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:09,083 We'll never amount to anything. Never. 1135 01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:12,667 But I can sing. That part was true. -No, you can't! 1136 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,583 Why would he do that? -He wants us to be motivated. 1137 01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:18,667 So we think we're real people and pass the performance test. 1138 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,458 So we'll study and stuff. 1139 01:17:20,792 --> 01:17:23,208 But we'll never be normal people! 1140 01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:25,500 We're damned to be what came out at the JIC! 1141 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:28,125 Geriatric nurse! 1142 01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:34,083 I'm having a negative orgasm. 1143 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:37,208 Archeetect always felt weird to me. 1144 01:17:41,458 --> 01:17:42,375 ART CLUB EXHIBIT 1145 01:17:42,542 --> 01:17:44,583 It looks like a baby made mine. 1146 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,292 I don't want to be a baby anymore! 1147 01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:15,250 I hit the wrong note there. 1148 01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,875 That wasn't professional to you? -Calm down, bro. 1149 01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,167 We shouldn't have trusted him. 1150 01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:40,042 Mr. Miller, you butthead! Come on out! 1151 01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:42,042 Thanks for all the lies! 1152 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:44,667 Those weren't our childhood essays! 1153 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,042 You fucked with us! We're failures! 1154 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:49,833 Fuck school! 1155 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,542 Why isn't it burning? -Give me a real bottle! 1156 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:56,750 Are those Molotov cocktails? 1157 01:18:57,083 --> 01:19:00,542 Yeah, in a plastic bottle. -We don't have a future! 1158 01:19:03,417 --> 01:19:05,750 You said you'd let me out in front of school. 1159 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:09,750 This is so embarrassing! 1160 01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:23,375 Why are the Smurfs on your iPod? 1161 01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:26,458 Turn it off! It's my sister's! 1162 01:19:26,792 --> 01:19:28,208 Stupid kid! 1163 01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:32,542 Here. 1164 01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:34,500 Daniel, don't overdo it! 1165 01:19:34,833 --> 01:19:36,583 Or what? Huh? 1166 01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:45,458 I thought you could use a little motivation. Now don't freak out! 1167 01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:50,083 You were the only teacher who told us the truth, but you're like all the rest! 1168 01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:54,583 We want the answers to the exam, or else we'll tell the police everything about you! 1169 01:19:54,750 --> 01:19:56,083 Hey! 1170 01:19:58,542 --> 01:20:00,125 What... what was that? 1171 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:02,667 Theater Club! 1172 01:20:06,333 --> 01:20:07,667 Shit. 1173 01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,958 Have a good lunch! -You too! 1174 01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,875 FEDERAL MINISTRY OF EDUCATION 1175 01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,917 WRONG PASSWORD 1176 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,625 <i>Eckhart, this is Erika from Schiller School.</i> 1177 01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:16,333 <i>The test better be hard. No more gifts to Gudrun.</i> 1178 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,042 STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL 1179 01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:22,292 <i>And please set the graduation assignments. Other states already have theirs.</i> 1180 01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:24,333 Oh, shut up. 1181 01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:27,708 PERFORMANCE TEST - GERMAN 1182 01:21:30,792 --> 01:21:32,542 READING ASSIGNMENTS 1183 01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:37,875 "Faust ll"? Oh god, there's more than one part. 1184 01:21:38,792 --> 01:21:40,958 This is child abuse. 1185 01:21:43,458 --> 01:21:46,000 "THE GODFATHER" 1186 01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:48,542 At least I know that one. 1187 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:52,917 And then, all of a sudden, my copy card was blocked. 1188 01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:55,292 So I call the technician, 1189 01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:57,625 but of course no one comes! -Really? 1190 01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:01,042 So I took apart the whole machine, piece by piece. 1191 01:22:01,375 --> 01:22:03,167 We're looking for Mr. Miller. 1192 01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:06,167 His Art Club applied for a scholarship. 1193 01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,833 That's me. 1194 01:22:08,583 --> 01:22:09,708 Oh. 1195 01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:13,708 We'll have a look at the pieces. Where's the exhibit? 1196 01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:16,292 Upstairs, but... -Oh, upstairs! 1197 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,833 But I'm not sure if... 1198 01:22:25,167 --> 01:22:27,750 Niki di Saint Fail! 1199 01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:38,708 What do you think? -You watched 'Ghost' too often. 1200 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:47,125 There's no sign on that one. -Danger! 1201 01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:51,000 It fell over. 1202 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,958 What's the piece called? -What's he on about? 1203 01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,625 "What's He On About." That's funny. 1204 01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:03,458 We'd like to add it to the catalogue. -Why? 1205 01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:08,333 We want to give you a scholarship. And you'll get a museum subscription. 1206 01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:12,125 Maybe you can study art after graduation. -But I'm not good at school. 1207 01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:14,583 Doesn't matter, as long as you graduate. 1208 01:23:14,917 --> 01:23:17,542 What you've done here is special. Angry. 1209 01:23:18,292 --> 01:23:19,875 And sad. 1210 01:23:20,042 --> 01:23:24,000 In schools we mostly see conformist crap. This packs a punch. 1211 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,375 Dope. 1212 01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:37,917 Eew, fish! 1213 01:23:41,208 --> 01:23:43,292 Awesome job, Danger. -Right on, bro. 1214 01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,417 So who's dumb now? Boo-hoo-hoo. 1215 01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:49,458 "We're failures. You lied to us. Blah-blah-blah." Look at Danger. 1216 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:52,292 What he can do you can do too. 1217 01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:57,458 But see if I care. Here, the answers for the performance test. 1218 01:23:57,792 --> 01:24:01,000 Copy it, memorize it, begin your lives with a lie. 1219 01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:05,000 I know what I'm talking about. 1220 01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:09,458 You can get away with it until your 20s, then it's all downhill. 1221 01:24:10,167 --> 01:24:13,458 You'll never know what you're capable of if you don't even try. 1222 01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:18,875 School is the only place you can rise above yourselves. If you don't get it here, 1223 01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:21,542 then life will fuck you over. 1224 01:24:26,167 --> 01:24:29,458 If the door to your future is being held shut, 1225 01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:33,000 then kick it in, Chantal! 1226 01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:39,667 Your decision. 1227 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,667 The answers! -Wait! 1228 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,125 Why? 1229 01:25:00,417 --> 01:25:02,042 Mr. Miller! 1230 01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:03,917 I know I'm good! 1231 01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:06,417 I believe in myself, and I believe you! 1232 01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:10,875 Go study. -Okay! 1233 01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:19,875 But how do you do that? 1234 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,958 What? -We want to know how to study. 1235 01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:33,375 In return, we'll help you in sports class. 1236 01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:38,875 For each class, there's a book with reference material in the back. 1237 01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:40,917 For every book there's another book? 1238 01:25:42,042 --> 01:25:45,125 Yes, Chantal. -And how do you find them? 1239 01:25:46,292 --> 01:25:48,458 Under the author's last name. 1240 01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:51,208 Oh, wow. 1241 01:26:41,042 --> 01:26:43,375 So many letters! 1242 01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,583 And words! 1243 01:27:28,250 --> 01:27:29,792 Are you losers? -No! 1244 01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:31,333 Are you dumb? -No! 1245 01:27:31,500 --> 01:27:33,667 Do you believe in yourselves? -Yeah! 1246 01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:36,708 I'm excited, guys. -With adverb? 1247 01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:39,042 Deeply excited. -We're so good. 1248 01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:44,250 Good luck. Jammer is active. No more googling. We start now! 1249 01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:48,750 11TH GRADE PERFORMANCE TEST 1250 01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:17,083 Oh my god! 1251 01:28:18,792 --> 01:28:20,542 Mr. Miller! 1252 01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:25,500 We can stay at school and try for A-levels. 1253 01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:26,833 That's right. 1254 01:28:27,167 --> 01:28:30,208 And I'm working on the best article. -Very good. 1255 01:28:30,542 --> 01:28:31,958 We all passed! 1256 01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:34,125 Mr. Miller had known it. 1257 01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:37,375 Always this past-Heidi-Klum-perfect. -Huh? 1258 01:28:38,208 --> 01:28:40,000 Nothing, never mind. 1259 01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:42,667 Mr. Miller. 1260 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,375 Ploppi, Ploppi, give me the love letter. 1261 01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:48,792 Don't bend it. 1262 01:28:49,542 --> 01:28:50,833 "O-1-1-o..." 1263 01:28:51,167 --> 01:28:52,458 Whatever. 1264 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:05,958 So this is your grandpa's? -Yes. 1265 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,917 A friend of mine drives without a license too. 1266 01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:20,667 So cute, with all the candles! 1267 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:24,833 Uh... okay. 1268 01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:41,750 I'm so glad we're taking this journey. -Yeah, there's something I need to say. 1269 01:29:42,083 --> 01:29:44,792 To freedom. -Girls, you sure drink a lot, but okay. 1270 01:29:45,125 --> 01:29:49,000 Cheers to beers and legs behind your ears. 1271 01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,250 Yuck, what is this? 1272 01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:55,750 Emo Colada, or what? 1273 01:30:01,667 --> 01:30:03,000 Okay, no homo! 1274 01:30:05,417 --> 01:30:07,292 Hades, here we come. Together. 1275 01:30:07,625 --> 01:30:09,792 Yeah, what I wanted to say is, 1276 01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:12,583 I can't go to Hades with you, because 1277 01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:16,833 I studied so hard for this one test, and, yeah, I passed! 1278 01:30:17,125 --> 01:30:19,917 Besides. I have something for you from Ploppi. 1279 01:30:20,750 --> 01:30:22,583 Who's that? -Etienne. 1280 01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:26,333 My companion. 1281 01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:32,500 How do you know him? -So. I suggest 1282 01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,250 that we talk a bit about your problems, 1283 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:40,042 along the lines of "smart people can be bummed too", then we'll take some photos. 1284 01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:44,250 That heater sure stinks, huh? 1285 01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:48,792 Anyway, maybe we could take a picture for my article too, 1286 01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:51,792 showing you meeting Ploppi, where it looks like 1287 01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:55,542 he's stopping you just before you run away from home. Yeah? 1288 01:30:55,708 --> 01:30:57,583 So, question... 1289 01:30:57,750 --> 01:31:00,708 Hey, this is really kicking in. Jsabefl? 1290 01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:04,167 We just drank a toast. We're going to die. 1291 01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:08,708 I thought this is a booze cruise to Hades? 1292 01:31:08,875 --> 01:31:11,250 Hades is the Greek underworld. What did you think? 1293 01:31:11,583 --> 01:31:14,750 Uh, I thought it's a party location in Bulgaria. 1294 01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:17,917 You're having delusions. 1295 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,833 OMG, you want to kill yourselves! 1296 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,625 Honey, we agreed on all this in the forum. 1297 01:31:28,792 --> 01:31:32,042 Remember, lsabell? You have cancer. -But he loves you! 1298 01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:35,708 No one loves us. 1299 01:31:38,542 --> 01:31:41,042 And once we're asleep, it'll all go fast. 1300 01:31:41,875 --> 01:31:44,708 No, but I don't want to die. I don't have cancer! 1301 01:31:46,333 --> 01:31:48,125 It's okay, you're just scared. 1302 01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:52,375 That's normal. But you said we have to give each other strength, 1303 01:31:52,542 --> 01:31:55,958 to go through with this together. Now be strong, lsabell. 1304 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,083 But you have to read the love letter. 1305 01:32:11,792 --> 01:32:13,375 This is nice. 1306 01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:17,583 What was in that drink? 1307 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,000 No... 1308 01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,583 Siri... 1309 01:32:29,917 --> 01:32:31,167 Ploppi. 1310 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:32,833 <i>Ploppi, Etienne.</i> 1311 01:32:37,042 --> 01:32:40,083 Any new developments? -I don't want to... 1312 01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:42,125 die. 1313 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:53,292 Are you gonna do that the whole drive? -I'm afraid so. 1314 01:32:54,042 --> 01:32:56,292 I have to imitate the engine. 1315 01:33:02,417 --> 01:33:03,875 It has to be here somewhere. 1316 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,375 Where? -Take the next right. 1317 01:33:13,958 --> 01:33:17,000 When 50% of hemoglobin molecules bind with carbon monoxide, 1318 01:33:17,167 --> 01:33:18,667 you lose consciousness. 1319 01:33:33,958 --> 01:33:35,250 Turn them over. 1320 01:33:35,583 --> 01:33:36,667 Get them out. 1321 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:40,958 The next one. 1322 01:33:46,167 --> 01:33:48,125 They're only unconscious. 1323 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:55,083 Who are you screwing? 1324 01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,833 Well, I can't... won't answer that. 1325 01:34:03,542 --> 01:34:06,250 I wish I could be unconscious too. 1326 01:34:15,167 --> 01:34:18,167 I'm here. Everything will be fine. 1327 01:34:22,792 --> 01:34:25,083 Is this a dream? 1328 01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:36,333 You can give me a hug too, you know, for not being dead. 1329 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:38,208 I don't wanna catch herpes. 1330 01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:40,792 Can you tell me what that was all about? -No idea. 1331 01:34:40,958 --> 01:34:44,167 Dead Emo Society? I didn't realize they wanted to kill themselves. 1332 01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:46,417 They're nuts. -No more Netflix for you! 1333 01:34:47,167 --> 01:34:50,917 I shouldn't have stopped taking my meds. I'm so embarrassed about this. 1334 01:34:53,625 --> 01:34:56,750 I should have given you the letter 1335 01:34:57,083 --> 01:35:00,042 much earlier. 1336 01:35:03,292 --> 01:35:04,708 Binary code. 1337 01:35:08,958 --> 01:35:10,958 Oh, Etienne! 1338 01:35:12,667 --> 01:35:14,750 Such sweet words! 1339 01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:17,542 Yeah, Advanced Elvish, or what? 1340 01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:20,208 When are your parents finally coming? 1341 01:35:22,417 --> 01:35:23,875 Just so it's clear: 1342 01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:26,042 This was not for nothing. 1343 01:35:26,208 --> 01:35:28,833 You owe me one, you suicide bitches. 1344 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:31,417 I wanted to hook you up, not kick the bucket. 1345 01:35:31,583 --> 01:35:34,417 Oh god, who dressed me in this? 1346 01:35:40,208 --> 01:35:43,625 Hey Zeynep, I need my make-up and some fresh clothes. I'm going live. 1347 01:35:44,542 --> 01:35:47,250 No, girl, not lnsta-live. Oldschool live. 1348 01:35:53,792 --> 01:35:57,000 The group of suicidal kids was saved <i>by</i> a teacher 1349 01:35:57,208 --> 01:36:01,167 <i>who apparently had his students chipped as a last resort against truancy.</i> 1350 01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:04,667 <i>How do you feel? -A salary bonus would be nice.</i> 1351 01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:08,417 <i>Do you enjoy being a teacher? -No, but I try to hide it.</i> 1352 01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:12,333 <i>He chipped us so he can find us whenever we fuck up.</i> 1353 01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,625 <i>He's just the best. -Yeah.</i> 1354 01:36:14,792 --> 01:36:17,458 <i>Worm treatment's next, then she's ready for life.</i> 1355 01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,917 <i>What happened in that camper, Amrei?</i> 1356 01:36:20,167 --> 01:36:22,875 <i>I can't say, I have an exclusive interview with...</i> 1357 01:36:23,042 --> 01:36:26,292 <i>With the "Class Fart". I'm the editor, I rescued her.</i> 1358 01:36:26,625 --> 01:36:28,292 <i>Chantal? -Yes, that's right.</i> 1359 01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:35,125 What a hero. Don't we all wish we had a teacher like that. That's it from me, 1360 01:36:35,458 --> 01:36:36,625 <i>back to the studio.</i> 1361 01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:41,333 Eckhart? -Gudrun, your school's in the news. 1362 01:36:41,667 --> 01:36:43,000 Oh, really? 1363 01:36:43,167 --> 01:36:45,625 I have 67, now 68 new registrations for the GCS. 1364 01:36:45,958 --> 01:36:48,292 Parents want their kids chipped. 1365 01:36:48,458 --> 01:36:52,125 Your school ensures safety after those suicidal kids were rescued. 1366 01:36:52,292 --> 01:36:54,542 You mean by Mr. Miller, the "problem"? 1367 01:36:54,875 --> 01:36:57,958 The man's a genius. Since when do pupils cheer their teacher? 1368 01:36:58,125 --> 01:37:00,167 Normally they gun us down! 1369 01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:04,625 You got more registrations in four hours than the SCG got all last year. 1370 01:37:04,792 --> 01:37:08,000 I thought comprehensive schools were a lost cause? 1371 01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:11,208 Yes. Yes, I made a mistake. GCS has to stay, 1372 01:37:11,375 --> 01:37:13,750 you're totally famous. 1373 01:37:14,708 --> 01:37:17,625 I'll give you the funds for the restroom renovation, 1374 01:37:17,958 --> 01:37:21,167 and 6 square miles of Erika's catchment area. 1375 01:37:22,125 --> 01:37:23,250 Gudrun? 1376 01:37:23,417 --> 01:37:24,958 Are you still there? -Yes. 1377 01:37:25,292 --> 01:37:30,167 I have an inquiry from "Spiegel" magazine, they want to distribute the "Class Fart". 1378 01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:33,667 Do you realize how this will help your budget? Gudrun? 1379 01:37:34,208 --> 01:37:37,375 No idea. What about the Bunsen burners? 1380 01:37:41,708 --> 01:37:45,458 Oh my god, I didn't know that "Spiegel TV" had a magazine too. 1381 01:37:48,792 --> 01:37:50,125 Look, it's me! 1382 01:37:50,458 --> 01:37:51,833 Look at that make-up! 1383 01:37:52,542 --> 01:37:54,750 And there you are, too, Amrei! 1384 01:37:59,917 --> 01:38:04,167 I want to buy all the copies, and I want a discount because I'm on the cover. 1385 01:38:08,667 --> 01:38:10,250 Don't mind me. 1386 01:38:12,458 --> 01:38:14,625 Good morning. -Morning! 1387 01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:17,000 Ploppi, clean the blackboard. 1388 01:38:19,250 --> 01:38:22,792 Mr. Miller, put away the beer, it's time for your teaching demonstration. 1389 01:38:24,375 --> 01:38:26,333 Are you prepared? -Of course. 1390 01:38:27,375 --> 01:38:29,792 What's the topic? -What do you think? 1391 01:38:32,833 --> 01:38:35,250 Sit down. It would be cool if we could... 1392 01:38:35,458 --> 01:38:36,792 What was I going to do first? 1393 01:38:36,958 --> 01:38:39,708 Just tell us what to say. -Quick! 1394 01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:43,708 Fuck, I need to use the toilet again. 1395 01:38:44,042 --> 01:38:47,542 OMG, he's so confused! We have to help him with his demonstration lesson. 1396 01:38:48,167 --> 01:38:49,167 Shit. 1397 01:38:50,500 --> 01:38:53,833 Here's a text, but no thingy... -Teaching objective! 1398 01:38:54,583 --> 01:38:57,333 Here's a text and a picture. -An interpretation! 1399 01:38:58,292 --> 01:39:02,167 Tadpoles and a machine! -He doesn't like tadpoles! 1400 01:39:02,333 --> 01:39:04,000 OMG, only four more minutes! 1401 01:39:04,167 --> 01:39:07,458 Let's read the book. Everyone one page! Mark whatever sounds smart. 1402 01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:10,083 No, I don't want to read it. It's about gays. 1403 01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:12,583 "Homo Faber" is a wordplay on homo sapiens. 1404 01:39:12,750 --> 01:39:15,042 We're all homo sapi... -I'll punch you one! 1405 01:39:15,208 --> 01:39:18,417 Oh, come off it! I mean, who was it who blew Burak? 1406 01:39:18,583 --> 01:39:22,333 It was a drinking bet. -We were kids, and it was only two seconds. 1407 01:39:22,667 --> 01:39:25,583 It was a little longer, bro. -It's normal to experiment. 1408 01:39:25,917 --> 01:39:27,917 Here's something else... 1409 01:39:28,250 --> 01:39:31,542 Mr. Gehlen, Ms. Sturz-Grube, Ms. Bergmann and I 1410 01:39:31,875 --> 01:39:34,083 wish you good luck. 1411 01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:44,667 Here we have a picture. 1412 01:39:44,833 --> 01:39:48,417 Who can tell me what it means? Yes? 1413 01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:52,625 I think it has to do with Homo Faber's problem with nature. 1414 01:39:52,958 --> 01:39:56,125 Zeynep, nice! -Can someone tell me a, you know, 1415 01:39:56,292 --> 01:39:58,625 a text passage? -Yeah! Here... 1416 01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:02,167 Here. -The homo changes. 1417 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:06,500 Faber changes, yes. But why? 1418 01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:08,750 Why does he change? 1419 01:40:08,917 --> 01:40:10,667 Because... -He falls in love. 1420 01:40:10,833 --> 01:40:12,750 Because he falls in love. With Elisabeth. 1421 01:40:14,583 --> 01:40:16,792 With Elisabeth, yes. 1422 01:40:17,125 --> 01:40:19,458 Don't we all have an Elisabeth... 1423 01:40:19,958 --> 01:40:21,625 for whom we change? 1424 01:40:29,083 --> 01:40:33,042 How do the changes in Faber's character become evident? 1425 01:40:34,083 --> 01:40:36,917 He gets interested in other things all of a sudden. 1426 01:40:37,083 --> 01:40:39,958 He gets... nicer. 1427 01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:44,292 Yeah, and he's no longer so... unemotional. 1428 01:40:44,542 --> 01:40:47,333 Instead, he <i>shows</i> more human traits. 1429 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:51,667 He's more likable. You want him to be happy, to find his place in life. 1430 01:40:54,667 --> 01:40:56,542 Text passages? 1431 01:40:58,167 --> 01:40:59,917 Yeah, the foreigner. 1432 01:41:03,792 --> 01:41:05,333 All the best. -Mr. Miller! 1433 01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:08,500 I'm proud of you. You saved the school. 1434 01:41:08,667 --> 01:41:12,000 You brought out the best in your students, and in yourself. 1435 01:41:12,167 --> 01:41:16,667 It pays off to believe in every problem student, until the very end. 1436 01:41:18,375 --> 01:41:20,708 You did good, assholes. 1437 01:41:25,625 --> 01:41:28,875 You were great, Mr. Miller! -You were a real teacher! 1438 01:41:29,042 --> 01:41:30,833 Yeah, well done! 1439 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:33,417 Hey, Danger doesn't smell anymore! 1440 01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:35,500 Yeah, you've reached adulthood. 1441 01:41:36,167 --> 01:41:37,708 Not at all. 1442 01:41:42,417 --> 01:41:43,917 ONE YEAR LATER 1443 01:41:44,083 --> 01:41:46,333 Freedom is the word teachers hear most often. 1444 01:41:46,500 --> 01:41:49,417 The freedom to live a self-determined life, 1445 01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:51,333 without interference. 1446 01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:54,792 But the end of your school years is not synonymous with 1447 01:41:54,958 --> 01:41:59,625 the beginning of freedom. Instead, school is the foundation for freedom. 1448 01:42:00,250 --> 01:42:02,500 And now, right here and right now, 1449 01:42:02,667 --> 01:42:05,208 we have the graduating class of two thousand... 1450 01:42:05,375 --> 01:42:07,500 Blah-blah-blah! -This microphone... 1451 01:42:07,833 --> 01:42:10,375 <i>Oh, my tampon slipped, I'd better check.</i> 1452 01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,042 <i>No, it's still there.</i> 1453 01:42:15,417 --> 01:42:18,750 <i>Funny, why is everyone looking at me? ls there something on my face?</i> 1454 01:42:20,958 --> 01:42:24,167 <i>Hello? Does anyone here happen to be single?</i> 1455 01:42:25,500 --> 01:42:26,750 <i>Okay, I'll stop now</i> 1456 01:42:26,917 --> 01:42:30,458 <i>and finally give those buttheads their report cards.</i> 1457 01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:42,208 Thanks, Chantal and Daniel, we're all sad that the time has come to part ways. 1458 01:42:43,833 --> 01:42:46,750 Mr. Miller? Please come on stage now 1459 01:42:46,917 --> 01:42:49,417 and hand out the report cards, all right? 1460 01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,625 A+ 1461 01:42:54,958 --> 01:42:55,917 Nerd. 1462 01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:01,208 A- 1463 01:43:03,542 --> 01:43:05,292 C- 1464 01:43:12,125 --> 01:43:14,208 C- 1465 01:43:19,292 --> 01:43:20,833 C- 1466 01:43:21,417 --> 01:43:23,167 Good work. -Thank you! 1467 01:43:24,458 --> 01:43:25,625 D! 1468 01:43:33,333 --> 01:43:34,292 Hello? 1469 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:40,000 Today we got our A-levels. And it was not easy. 1470 01:43:40,667 --> 01:43:43,417 If you have a vision early on in life, like me, 1471 01:43:43,750 --> 01:43:47,125 and you know you want to be a journalist, then that's a gift. 1472 01:43:48,542 --> 01:43:52,542 Above all, we want to thank Mr. Miller for always believing in us. 1473 01:43:54,375 --> 01:43:56,042 Hello, Mom. 1474 01:43:56,375 --> 01:43:58,375 I forgive you. 1475 01:43:59,458 --> 01:44:01,542 To all the students who come after us, 1476 01:44:01,875 --> 01:44:05,292 we hope you get him as a teacher. Because he's the best. 1477 01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:09,625 He saw more in us than many others did. 1478 01:44:10,458 --> 01:44:14,208 And he always wanted us to win in the end. 1479 01:44:15,292 --> 01:44:19,583 Mr. Miller, we'll always think of you later in life, when we're unemployed. 1480 01:44:22,625 --> 01:44:24,375 <i>Yeah, Chant“.!</i> 1481 01:44:25,083 --> 01:44:28,250 Thanks. And in case you filmed this, link me on lnstagram. 1482 01:44:31,667 --> 01:44:35,292 How emotional you are. Must be your first graduating class, right? 1483 01:44:43,125 --> 01:44:46,333 Are you touched? You never thought you'd achieve this, did you? 1484 01:44:47,792 --> 01:44:49,583 Nope. 1485 01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:55,125 <i>Guess who got an internship at a regional paper?</i> 1486 01:45:56,500 --> 01:45:57,792 <i>Me.</i> 1487 01:46:07,167 --> 01:46:10,875 <i>My article about a sodomist rabbit breeder</i> 1488 01:46:11,208 --> 01:46:13,000 <i>won the newcomer award...</i> 1489 01:46:16,167 --> 01:46:19,542 <i>and got me a traineeship with a kick-ass magazine.</i> 1490 01:46:24,125 --> 01:46:26,958 <i>Zeynep is an intern at an environmental organization</i> 1491 01:46:27,125 --> 01:46:30,125 <i>and gets to use her singing talent with the seals.</i> 1492 01:46:43,958 --> 01:46:47,083 <i>Danger took the entrance exam at an art school.</i> 1493 01:46:47,417 --> 01:46:51,083 Can someone hit me? I have to get angry. 1494 01:46:51,417 --> 01:46:53,083 Like Hulk. 1495 01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:58,542 Nope. 1496 01:46:58,708 --> 01:47:01,792 <i>Laura decided to do a social year in Africa,</i> 1497 01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:04,667 <i>and fell in love with a student from Hanover.</i> 1498 01:47:08,042 --> 01:47:09,417 Normally I can do better. 1499 01:47:09,750 --> 01:47:12,417 Mr. Becker, you can go now. 1500 01:47:12,750 --> 01:47:16,292 <i>She was fair enough to inform Danger via text message.</i> 1501 01:47:16,625 --> 01:47:18,375 I THINK IT'S BETTER IF WE SPLIT UP. 1502 01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:22,292 That bitch! 1503 01:47:27,750 --> 01:47:29,958 I told her a thousand times 1504 01:47:30,292 --> 01:47:32,125 not to go to Africa! 1505 01:47:32,458 --> 01:47:34,792 What am I supposed to do now? 1506 01:47:35,125 --> 01:47:38,250 It's so hard to find a good girlfriend, 1507 01:47:38,417 --> 01:47:40,792 who accepts you the way you are! 1508 01:47:50,250 --> 01:47:53,000 I hate her! 1509 01:47:53,333 --> 01:47:56,333 I hate you, Laura Schnabelstedt! 1510 01:48:00,375 --> 01:48:02,417 I loved you! 1511 01:48:48,625 --> 01:48:49,750 Done. 1512 01:48:55,542 --> 01:48:56,708 What happened, Y')? 1513 01:48:57,875 --> 01:48:59,250 I'm in, bro! 1514 01:49:01,792 --> 01:49:04,042 <i>Burak is in training with the police,</i> 1515 01:49:04,208 --> 01:49:07,583 <i>and secretly made a copy of the key to the evidence room.</i> 1516 01:49:10,875 --> 01:49:14,125 <i>Hey, you! Identity check! Take off your clothes, please!</i> 1517 01:49:14,458 --> 01:49:17,750 We're checking for skid marks! 1518 01:49:23,750 --> 01:49:25,375 No cell phones in class. 1519 01:49:25,542 --> 01:49:27,333 <i>Mr. Miller got a new class.</i> 1520 01:49:31,375 --> 01:49:32,833 Something's on your face. 1521 01:49:33,167 --> 01:49:36,875 <i>But the Asshole Group will always have a special place in his heart.</i> 1522 01:49:56,333 --> 01:49:58,542 Eckhart! One isn't working. 1523 01:53:07,583 --> 01:53:10,417 I'm on your side, which saved your school head... 1524 01:53:10,583 --> 01:53:12,083 I mean head. 1525 01:53:12,542 --> 01:53:15,667 I need to report something positive. 1526 01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:18,708 What happens to me... 1527 01:53:19,792 --> 01:53:22,500 if we close? 1528 01:53:23,417 --> 01:53:24,958 Uh... 1529 01:53:26,167 --> 01:53:28,250 We, uh... this is... 1530 01:53:28,708 --> 01:53:31,167 I'm not stuck, I was acting. 1531 01:53:33,167 --> 01:53:35,250 Don't get political! -Come on! 1532 01:53:35,417 --> 01:53:36,958 Uh... Gudrun! 1533 01:53:37,167 --> 01:53:39,750 You know... Go on! 1534 01:53:41,750 --> 01:53:43,958 Oh, he has red... the red... 1535 01:53:44,250 --> 01:53:45,958 Shit! 1536 01:53:47,667 --> 01:53:51,708 Pass the coffee over... Martina. -Meike. We were on a class trip together. 1537 01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:56,333 That's right. 1538 01:53:58,000 --> 01:53:59,250 Pass the coffee. 1539 01:54:02,708 --> 01:54:04,250 Hey! Pass the coffee, 1540 01:54:04,542 --> 01:54:08,667 Martina. -Meike. We were on a class trip together. 1541 01:54:09,375 --> 01:54:12,833 Experts in suicide, or what... -Yup. 1542 01:54:13,167 --> 01:54:16,292 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for this... 1543 01:54:17,000 --> 01:54:19,000 I don't know. 1544 01:54:19,333 --> 01:54:21,792 You call this motivational? Can you reprogram... 1545 01:54:21,958 --> 01:54:24,375 The look on your face. -I'm sorry! 1546 01:54:24,708 --> 01:54:27,625 You call this motivational? Can you reprogram it? 1547 01:54:27,792 --> 01:54:30,583 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for this... 1548 01:54:30,750 --> 01:54:32,333 Expen" 1549 01:54:32,500 --> 01:54:34,250 It's really tricky. 1550 01:54:34,583 --> 01:54:38,583 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for it... 1551 01:54:39,417 --> 01:54:40,750 Shit. 1552 01:54:42,042 --> 01:54:45,458 Experts developed highly complex algorithms for this... 1553 01:54:45,792 --> 01:54:48,958 You call this motivational? Can you reprogram it? 1554 01:54:49,125 --> 01:54:53,000 Experts developed, uh, highly complex algorithms for this... 1555 01:54:56,708 --> 01:54:59,625 Sorry. -I had to laugh too. Crazy. 1556 01:55:00,667 --> 01:55:01,958 I had to laugh, too. 1557 01:55:02,292 --> 01:55:05,542 What was different? -They're fucking. 1558 01:55:07,833 --> 01:55:10,250 Not only in my thoughts. 1559 01:55:13,958 --> 01:55:15,625 Around 11. -Oh. 1560 01:55:15,917 --> 01:55:18,958 Oh. When the big hand points to "around" or what? 1561 01:55:19,625 --> 01:55:21,000 Yeah... -What? 1562 01:55:21,167 --> 01:55:22,417 Could you ask again? -Of course. 1563 01:55:22,583 --> 01:55:23,833 Thanks. -Sure. 1564 01:55:26,958 --> 01:55:29,833 Why was there a needle in there? -Ouch. 1565 01:55:32,583 --> 01:55:34,542 No, I can't! Too much saliva! 1566 01:55:40,958 --> 01:55:43,333 No, I can't! Too much saliva! 1567 01:55:49,958 --> 01:55:51,250 Oh, stop. 1568 01:55:56,708 --> 01:55:57,917 Strange. 1569 01:56:04,917 --> 01:56:05,958 <i>And, action!</i> 1570 01:56:14,458 --> 01:56:16,875 You throw it to her. -Throw it, don't shoot it. 1571 01:56:17,083 --> 01:56:19,000 Just throw it. 1572 01:56:22,750 --> 01:56:25,250 <i>Ready'? -Look at Gizem.</i> 1573 01:56:25,750 --> 01:56:27,167 <i>And, action!</i> 1574 01:56:27,500 --> 01:56:28,542 <i>Action!</i> 1575 01:56:31,542 --> 01:56:34,500 Stay in! Stay in there! 1576 01:56:41,458 --> 01:56:42,750 OK, fuck, I... 1577 01:56:43,083 --> 01:56:44,208 <i>Action!</i> 1578 01:56:46,125 --> 01:56:47,292 <i>Can't keep it in?</i> 1579 01:56:47,625 --> 01:56:49,208 It stinks. 1580 01:56:49,917 --> 01:56:52,000 <i>Sorry about that.</i> 1581 01:56:54,458 --> 01:56:56,167 We're on. 1582 01:56:59,042 --> 01:57:00,625 From the top! 1583 01:57:06,042 --> 01:57:07,708 Just drink it! 1584 01:57:07,958 --> 01:57:10,208 Stop, stop! -You spit on me. 1585 01:57:10,375 --> 01:57:12,292 Why are you shouting? 1586 01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:14,417 <i>And, action!</i> 1587 01:57:19,750 --> 01:57:21,917 Stop! Wait, stop drinking! 1588 01:57:22,083 --> 01:57:23,667 <i>One</i> more time. <i>- And...</i> 1589 01:57:26,250 --> 01:57:27,917 <i>Okay, now! -Action!</i> 1590 01:57:32,292 --> 01:57:35,292 But I'll pay for anyone's tattoo who has a penis, too. 1591 01:57:35,792 --> 01:57:38,083 No! No, no. 1592 01:57:38,792 --> 01:57:40,750 It looks like a baby made mine. 1593 01:57:49,208 --> 01:57:51,292 It looks like a baby made mine. 1594 01:57:54,958 --> 01:57:56,208 Again. 1595 01:57:56,542 --> 01:57:58,458 Burak Altaschar... 1596 01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:00,667 C+! 1597 01:58:01,417 --> 01:58:03,125 He couldn't make it. 1598 01:58:12,625 --> 01:58:14,833 Bullshit. 1599 01:58:15,917 --> 01:58:18,125 Oh, man! 1600 01:58:27,833 --> 01:58:30,792 Okay, who do we have here? Wait... 1601 01:58:31,125 --> 01:58:32,417 <i>And, action!</i> 1602 01:58:38,333 --> 01:58:39,958 zeynep... 1603 01:58:51,083 --> 01:58:53,333 You're arrested because of sexy! 1604 01:58:53,500 --> 01:58:55,375 My number is 110. 1605 01:58:57,417 --> 01:58:58,833 Aram! 1606 01:59:02,958 --> 01:59:05,125 Are they broken off? 1607 01:59:07,125 --> 01:59:08,250 No. 1608 01:59:08,542 --> 01:59:10,750 No. -You can bend them back. 1609 01:59:11,083 --> 01:59:14,417 MORE VIDEOS & FUN IN OUR FREE APP 1610 01:59:14,583 --> 01:59:17,042 NOW WITH "TORMENT YOUR TEACHER" 1611 01:59:17,250 --> 01:59:19,375 TEAM AND CAST THANK THE VIEWERS 1612 01:59:19,625 --> 01:59:21,625 FOR THEIR SUPPORT AND THE GREAT TIME! 1613 01:59:21,833 --> 01:59:23,583 WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR FEEDBACK 1614 01:59:23,750 --> 01:59:26,042 UNDER HASHTAG #FINALFACK 1615 01:59:26,583 --> 01:59:29,000 subtitles by peterigney babelfisch translations